At The Console

If only The Beatles could have had all these new AI plugins to work with.

If you want to get good at mixing, get a Kitchenaid.

Do you even playlist, bro?

Bring that Pokemon crap in my studio and I will never work with you again.

How can there even be books on "the music business?" The game changes daily.

I live for the followers that take all my posts seriously.

The only thing I don't like about Pro Tools is Pro Tools.

Pro Tools pumping out robotic sounds, clicks, and pops. Going to be a good night.

Switching from Pro Tools to Logic Pro:

50 retweets and I'll botch this mix. Just kidding, I'm going to botch it anyways.

The mix is done when each band member only wants to have their own instrument louder.

No, I don't ever need a session (insert instrument here) player in the studio, but thanks for the solicitation.

I promise that your vocal will sound better muted.

Nothing quite like a track panned hard left followed by an exact duplicate panned hard right.

If you want to be a mixer, stop now before you become one.

Just finished a [terrible] mix.

Sometimes I fall asleep at the console but just tell the band I was closing my eyes to listen to the mix better.

"I'm finishing up the mixes early." = "I'm finishing up the mixes 5 min before the deadline." #ProducerTranslations

If I don't mute the speakers when bouncing down, I'll never finish a mix.

That moment when you get that fourth wind