TAL

after doing an 11 hour shift with no food my child has just spewed all over my pizza 🫠 remember your contraception ladies it’s traumatic here.

A few months ago this white man went on a rampage in London with a sword. He brutally murdered this child & seriously injured both members of the public & police officers trying to help. Strangely, the right wing thugs didn't riot to protect this English child. I wonder why...

Pasta appreciation 😍

"Are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?" me :

tested positive for being an

i'm actually a triple threat (anxious, depressed, burnt out)

I’m really a good person & if anybody tell you different, ask em what they did to me

bob marley just came on the tele and my one year old starts shouting granda it’s definitely the hair 😭

Stop moving based on what you experienced and start moving based on what you want to experience.

i’ll cut off the whole world before i tolerate any more weird shit around me

i dont think people understand how observant i am, like i’m really not an idiot .

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult…

live footage of my son coming to snack on my toes

all I want for christmas is to raise my child in peace x

why are some girls 21+ with a high school mean girl mentality 😭

just a friendly reminder that girls are part time detectives.

I fucking love it when I’m right.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 @eden_miller01 this feels familiar? remind you of anyone?

A little rat appearing to wash itself in the rain twitter.com/Naijanest/stat…