Athyna

Do newly planted trees tied to wooden stakes go mad from being tied to a corpse?

@Iamemperor00 It's been my experience that men usually don't do subtlety or hints. Say exactly what you want. Don't play games or expect esp.

My girlfriend told me she didn’t want anything expensive for her birthday. She said, “Just be there. That’s enough.” So I showed up with flowers, a handwritten letter, and her favorite snacks. She smiled, hugged me, and we spent the evening laughing. The next morning, she accidentally left her phone at my place. It kept buzzing with messages from a group chat called “Birthday Expectations.” I wasn’t trying to snoop. The notifications just kept appearing on the lock screen. One message read: “Girl… did he finally buy the iPhone?” Another said:

@Kinza1278 Louise, Virginia, Betty and Dorothy.

@lippyent Disney World. We lived in Tampa, it wasn't that far.

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@Avabelly__ My father hung me on a hook once. Once.

Feeling lucky, punk?

@2112jrm @Oldtimers365 Ditto

@Oldtimers365 You guys got money?

@Oldtimers365 Pontiac Grand Prix then walking then yellow school bus then Toyota then bus then Subaru then bus. We moved a lot.

@Avabelly__ My ring is tiny. Hubby had a dream about who he would marry when he was a teen and he bought it then. And that ring fit perfectly. His dream wife was a redhead too.

Ladies, I need your honest opinion. My daughter’s fiancé gave her this ring, but when she showed it to me, I told her it looked small and not very nice, and that she should ask him to replace it with something better. She refused to say anything to him, but I just want the best for my daughter. Do you think I’m right, or am I overstepping? Be honest Ladies 👀💍

@Pixie1z Kids were scared shitless if anyone suspected gay. More than that? Shove those feelings down and only let them out in short, rage filled bursts and alcoholism.

Is this just a figment of the woke imagination?

@CatLover56577 On the weekends, yes. Mom took them to work during the week.

@Avabelly__ Yes, with my current knowledge. Woo hoo! Look out Wall Street.

@19ariZona71 @lippyent Me too! Dad put it on and left the room. Cartoons are for kids.

@lippyent Heavy Metal 😳 OMG so much trouble, I was in!!

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@lippyent Alligators, oranges, strawberries, sharks, lightening, face eating zombies, hurricanes.... so much.

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@Hania16836 Mountain Dew. Blech

@WorkElizab Please not Kevin. I like my cousin. I submit Chad for consideration because... doesn't that name sound like that? Apologies to any non-jerk Chads.

I need a name for the male version of a Karen 😂

@EmilySm43 Kitty - Peanut, a blue point siamese, evil thing. His love language was growls. We'd talk to each other (growl) for hours. No clue what was said. He'd sleep around my head. I miss that jerk Pup - King, retired K9 German shepherd, smartest pup ever and loyal

What was your pet’s name? ❤️

@Liza137823 Got Frank, Floyd and Gene Farris.

@femalebodybuil6 Applaud.

@SarahWorkx Wojtek.

@atensnut Objectively - Gloomy Sunday. It's banned because there's always more than average suicides whenever it's played. Personally - Suicide is painless.

Cats in the Cradle.

@WorkElizab Cool beans

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