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Your #LoveIsland Series 11 winners are… Mimii and Josh! ❤️‍🔥

Dear all fashion retailers, please can you stop making skorts look like shorts at the back 😫 Thank you✌🏼x

Apologize when you truly mean it. Not just anytime someone is upset with you. Apologizing to appease is manipulation.

-Salaries don’t match cost of living -Education doesn’t guarantee you a job -EVERYTHING is so damn expensive

Walking away is hard. It's also a sign of self respect. When it's time to end a relationship:

@askryanair thanks Ryanair, 8 hour flight day the moment we get through security! What are you going to do about compensating us now that we will be having breakfast and lunch stuck in a small airport for quarter of a day!!!

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

The 3 bank holidays this month have effectively been a trial run of a 4 day workweek in the UK. What are the results? Incredible national happiness, a surge in demand and economic activity. No negative impact on productivity. A breath of fresh air for creativity, rest and love.

Men were shocked I didn’t think they were more important to me than I was. I was beating they asses in them comments though.

Extremely clever marketing 👏🏼

I don’t care what time of year it is, Malteser Easter bunny’s are god tier chocolate

Going out dancing with friends who have the same music taste as you is one of life’s biggest blessings 🪩💫

They arrested me and held me overnight because they thought I stole my car. Even when I offered to go with them to my house to get proof of purchase. Even when the DVLA confirmed I was the registered owner

Literal just received an order from @OfficialPLT and someone’s car key is actually in the pocket 🤣. 1. Someone’s clearly had this on? And 2. They haven’t even opened the return to check for anything, jacket could’ve been damaged or anything 🤮🤮

@lowkeygloria I do a pyramid workout block of ten mins. 4 mins at level 6, 3 mins at level 8, 2 mins at level 10 and 1 min at level 12 and cycle back through it x3!

What the HELL do y’all mean by saying y’all are on the stairmaster for 30 minutes..

An introvert don’t answer private numbers. Or numbers that they don’t know. Or anyone, ever. Also, don’t call, just text. Thanks.

I’ll never get over some girls😭imagine being this tapped