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@SuspiriaPR I wear black sneakers when I walk my dogs and they're covered in a chartreuse haze. I hate how it's perfect open window weather, but we can't open them!

@Atmosphaeria The outdoor cats have literally turned green!

Good morning from the land of ample pollen. It's so bad this year! Mandarins are just to boost morale, Zyrtec is absolutely necessary.

@lucifersmileMJR We used to have more animals that made it a lot easier, but with my son gone I couldn't take care of them all by myself. Now I have to cut it!

@Atmosphaeria Oof yeah I only have half an acre

Just did some grass cutting. The yearly drudgery begins. Way too much yard, and surrounded by neighbors with zero turn mowers that drive by and laugh. Well fuck them, I have glutes.

This is why I bitch about cutting the grass without a riding mower, btw. This isn't even including behind and around the house. I'm already tired just thinking about another summer of cutting this.

@lucifersmileMJR Honestly it wouldn't be an issue if I didn't have like 2 acres to cut.

@Atmosphaeria Haha I still use an old push mower

@entomemeology My greatest fear is ticks. Can you help with that?

@The__Big__L @WideyMcKnacker And... that was in response to Christians making pilgrimages to the holy land and wanting to regain control of Jerusalem. So again, religious extremes poking each other's hornet's nest.

@Atmosphaeria @WideyMcKnacker Yeah agreed, it ain't Biblical Israel, also the Crusades were justified as Islamic invaders started pillaging through Europe

You know you live in SC when you get Christian Nationalist BS like this in your daily mail. This is a flier for a new church. 🤣 Inspiring stuff!

@The__Big__L @WideyMcKnacker Religious crusades have been poking the hornet's nest in the Middle East for over 1000 years. I'm no fan of religious extremism of any flavor. Also, Israel today is not Biblical Israel and so many American Christians fail to understand that, which leads to even further strife.

@Atmosphaeria @WideyMcKnacker Fair, although I would like to see Islam wiped off the planet entirely. I don't know why nobody will bomb the Mecca and be done with it

@The__Big__L @WideyMcKnacker Big examples? Look at all the propaganda being pumped out by frat boy Hegseth's department. Classic weaponizing of scripture completely out of context. My kid is in the military. That asshole can take his holy war and shove it up his ass. He thinks he's playing call of duty.

@Atmosphaeria @WideyMcKnacker Well to libs, anyone not them are Nazis but ok. To Christians, scripture is how they view the world and how we make our decisions, it's not to "own the libs" but id like to hear examples if you have any

@The__Big__L @WideyMcKnacker I live in SC, I'm surrounded by examples. But IDK, I was raised Catholic. We actually read the Bible in context and don't cherry pick crap out of it to one-up people in arguments on Facebook and quote random verses in anti-liberal sentiment. Also, I'm not libs.

@DanielMarkham What are some good alternates? IDK, I just love the filthy sound of "AI Slop"

Using the word slop is slop.

@eirewitch (ask me about plain Greek yogurt with chia + 7 gms cheesecake zero sugar pudding mix + raspberries + a crumbled biscoff cookie) 🥰

@Atmosphaeria Mmm!

Making chia seed jam- this stuff is so good, I'm being serious!

@DanielMarkham Real men mow lawns for their neighbors in need!

@Atmosphaeria That’s ridiculous. I would mow your yard for free if I was close by. I love mowing.

@The__Big__L @WideyMcKnacker Cherry picking scripture is on-par for most American Christians. They just want holier than thou shit to serve their purpose, desires or arguments. Or to "own the libs". Because anyone not them is "libs". Yeah, ok.

@WideyMcKnacker @Atmosphaeria Gang's never read the Bible

@devonLjames Neoclassical Temu heaven.

@Atmosphaeria So uh…. We’re all going back to… Ancient Greece? The Promised Land is Vegas knock-off Athens?

@Corporealdaydrm That's insane! Even more amazing you're back in business now. Oh, the surgery I had in Dec wasn't on my hip- for some reason, I just now have hip bursitis. 🤷‍♀️ And swelling in my leg on the surgical side. And hopefully not mesh complications. The whole area is not happy.

@Atmosphaeria Yeah exactly! Mine was a tad more experimental because of the extreme laxity of my shoulder. They drilled a hole in my collarbone and that’s where my biceps tendon is anchored now. Can’t imagine doing a hip after that. You’re tough.

I had my entire shoulder anatomy dissected and rearranged a year ago on Friday. My only goals were no dislocations and still able to be upside down. I’m pleased to report I’ve achieved both of those things. Chat, we are so fucking back.

@Corporealdaydrm This jam is so good, I go through a jar of it about every week, because I can't live without my protein bagel with chia jam and whipped cream cheese every AM. Everyone's like "eat a high protein breakfast" and I'm like "protein bagel is best I can do for ya"

@Atmosphaeria I literally just bought chia seeds drop the recipe pleaseeee

@eirewitch Same! I also put them in Greek yogurt (has to sit overnight to fully soak in).

@Atmosphaeria Of course 🍯☺️ Yes, I put chia seeds in my overnight oats! Okay I'm making this! Thank you 🥰

@DanielMarkham I'm not sure. Only one has ever offered to help and I think that's just because he knew I had 2 surgeries and was down and needed it.

@Atmosphaeria Are you being mower shamed?

@WideyMcKnacker VERY. And very patriotic!

@Atmosphaeria Sounds very loving, this god 😅