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@atrupar "Hey kids -- did you know when my daughter was about your age, maybe a little older, I wanted to fuck her? Still do, actually."

Trump: "How did I do with the voters that do eggs? Did anybody in the egg industry vote for Kamala? A low IQ person. She's a low IQ person."

@AdamParkhomenko Was totally weird today. Hair silver, not hay-colored. Face close to normal, not slathered in greasy carrot. Hair mussed, free of layers of hair spray, giant bald patches on top and sides. Who is this man? Either his female hormones were drained this weekend or he had a stroke

Missed a spot today

@rawsalerts Blanche also announced that he has never failed to make a woman orgasm, FWIW.

🚨#BREAKING: Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has announced that the full department of justice has now released all of the files it intends to disclose regarding the Epstein case, marking the department’s official release of materials tied to the Epstein saga.

@BRICSinfo The Fart of the Dealer.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump threatens to blow up "everything" in Iran if a ceasefire deal is not reached soon. "If they don't make a deal, I am blowing up everything over there."

@AsiaDNYC I think this might be the merging of the British "cling film" and the American Saran Wrap. Saran sounds like something toxic but is just the unimaginative combination of Sarah and Ann.

Whoever named it “cling wrap” really nailed it. Great job on that one.

They're strangling the dogs. They're strangling the cats.

@SenFettermanPA How fun would it be spending Easter with your kids in an ICE detention camp?

Happy Easter 🐰 Pennsylvania Throwback! My crew to yours: may it be a special day.

@thedaywar90 Big whiny pussy alert. Too real.

Democrat Mikie Sherrill just REFUSED to swear in as New Jersey Governor on the Bible… Instead, she chose a copy of the state constitution. Unreal.

When a health insurance company refuses to show you your file that led to your healthcare being denied, it means the decision to decline your healthcare has nothing to do with your health.

@AriFleischer Now do Israel.

I am and always have been a fan of France. I started studying French in 4th grade. I minored in French in college and love travelling there. But France today is a problem. France is guided by “France first.” Unlike “America First” which strengthens and benefits the world militarily, commercially and morally, France First sells out to the highest bidder. It’s the underbelly of French historical collaboration with Nazi Germany. It undermines the West, and Ukraine, as France cuts deals with Russian and is a top buyer of Russian natural gas. It’s why they work with the IRGC in Iran so French ships can transit the Straits of Hormuz. There’s no one they won’t cut a commercial deal with. Their immigration policies have turned their country substantially over to Muslims whose motives and influence are even more problematic. All that is bad enough. But now they won’t give the US overflight rights as we fight in Iran. We don’t want their troops or their ships. We want and should have overflight rights. France is a historical headache for the US and much of the west. French governments relish playing that role. France is only sometimes an ally. France is a real problem for the West.

@BasedMikeLee Seems extreme just because you get a boner looking at a good head of hair.

President Milei should be cloned

Despite what the name would suggest, you shouldn’t use a ball peen hammer on your balls OR your peen

Think about what Washington Republicans are actually asking you to believe: that there are noncitizens so committed to voting illegally that they’d risk deportation, prosecution, and everything we’ve seen ICE do, just to cast a ballot in our elections.      There is no documented crisis of noncitizens voting. It is already a federal crime, and it always has been.       Republicans invented a crisis that doesn’t exist so they could sell a “solution” that makes it harder for YOU to vote.      Call it what it is: the SAVE REPUBLICANS Act.

@BraddrofliT @MagaGrunt1 No one's ever seen anything like it before, now, or ever.

@MagaGrunt1 Mysterious accomplishments we can’t see, hear, or verify… convenient. 🙄

🇺🇸The things he knows you will never know, the things he’s done you might never hear. The lives he has impacted is unknown. But I know this…He is the most influential President you will ever see.🇺🇸

BREAKING: The U.S. government will now insure losses up to $40 billion for oil tankers transiting the Strait of Hormuz. But they can’t insure you if you get cancer or have a heart attack. Big oil is more important than your life in Trump’s America. Did you vote for that?

@SenRickScott While you're visiting, do not miss Mickey and Minnie's Journey of the Historic Medicare Fraud !

Hey TMZ. Yes, I’m at Disney with my grandkids. Should we be in DC? Yes! But I don't get to make that decision.

@StevenCheung47 April Fools day was 3 days ago, chum. That was also probably the only full day he's worked in the White House since he had to go to SCOTUS at 9 am and deliver a nothingburger address at 9 pm.

There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him.

@USronaldcarter Only thing he was "loading" was his diaper.

🚨 Do you understand why Trump keeps extending deadlines and people keep calling him weak.. they said 48 hours.. then 10 days.. now 48 hours again.. the media says "he blinked".. here's what they're not telling you.. > between the first and second deadline.. 7,000+ troops deployed > between the second deadline and now.. 82nd Airborne put on alert > USS George H.W. Bush carrier strike group ordered to the Gulf > ground-capable forces arrived at Iran's doorstep March 30 > B-2 bombers struck nuclear sites in Operation Midnight Hammer > EA-18G Growlers deployed.. those are electronic warfare planes.. they blind Iran's radar he wasn't "extending".. he was LOADING.. every day of "talks" was another day to move assets into position.. the board is set.. the pieces are placed.. and in 48 hours we find out what "Glory be to GOD" means from a man with 50,000 troops and 3 aircraft carriers at his back.. God bless America.. it's time.. the thread i'm putting together on this is going to break timelines.. follow so you see it first.

@RandyRRQuaid God cares about war about as much as your career.

Lord 🙏🏼 protect our missing pilot from the evil forces of darkness. Strengthen his spirit and courage so that he may rise to the challenge to find his way home to us. In Jesus Name we pray. Amen.

This sounds like you are trying to cover up Trump's medical emergency since he just said this on national TV less than 48 hours ago.