A.C. Rolph

@Paultx890 Yes. A white male democrat ✌

On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

There was a mass shooting at my job tonight. I am alive. Please pray for my community. #coloradosprings #clubq

Hey @elonmusk, for 44 billion dollars i'll let you shoot me into a black hole. The only things I'm packin' is cannabis & this #FreeBritney #FreeBrittneyGriner

@elonmusk Who'd u steal this from? Looks like a banksy to me 🔎

It's funny to me rich peeps think they're..what? Better? Because why? Hmm 🔎 When sh!t goes down& i mean REALLY HITS THHE SH!TFAN; I don't even have windows at my work & u got all those windows to fall from in yours. Js.

who was the REAL victim in this tale

@herosnvrdie69 Sounds like trash.

There is not a hot enough hell

Bookshop beauty ❤️

I bought this game 36 days ago. Well, I reached perfection today!. posted by u/JH4JH4JH4JH4. Post url: redd.it/yygd46 #StardewValley #Stardew

@elonmusk Beautiful 💎

The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

Twitter before Elon vs Twitter after Elon

Is Twitter a bit laggy for anyone else today or

@elonmusk Sausagefest much

Just leaving Twitter HQ code review

@jkarljung @theheatherhogan

All I want for Christmas is Brittney Griner safely home.

Veteran Twitter engineers: “Twitter is more complicated than you think. It’ll start to break very soon unless someone is manning the engine room.” Random right-wingers on the Internet:

This is a six week pregnancy. It has more rights than the women of Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, West Virginia, and Wisconsin.

Graffiti artist Banksy is basically encouraging his followers to shoplift the GUESS on Regent Street after they used his artwork without permission 👀