Public Enemy #1

I'll miss you forever, Lucy.

they fucking stole half the sears tower it’s fucking gone

The teleportation device was, most likely, a 30 rack of Miller Lite.

When you're drinking in the south and someone pulls out an unlabeled Mason jar

200 year old farmhouse and I have no tac light. Gotta hit em with the ol "Hark! Who goes there?"

outside in a tank top still walking on sidewalk salt #chicago

It's Friday Night

@TMZ NOT OUR TEXAS RANGER

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

Eiichiro Oda's official art of Tony Tony Chopper supporting Doctors Without Borders!⛑️👨‍⚕️🏥🦌

We had to smoke out of soda cans with screens from a sink faucet and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target

me when i lose my mf items again because the @DeadbyDaylight servers keep crashing

Getting emoted on by a sheep in front of thousands. That’s going to be a long car ride home in the booster seat

“ur abusing weed” i would never abuse weed i love weed. i would abuse my boyfriend though

@IdleSloth84_ Okay well I needed this game like yesterday

CAT PARENTS | Announcement Trailer 😺 A cat simulation game where you rescue and care for adorable cats! Save abandoned, homeless, and helpless cats. Give them care, earn their trust, and help them find a forever home - or keep them with you and build a safe sanctuary where they can live happily. Play alone or together with your own team of cat parents. Coming soon to Steam

Chicago is the greatest city in America and there really isn’t a close 2nd.

The rest of the year the Chicago River is dyed to look like Italian beef juice