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Replacing “Regards” with “It is what it is” on my signature line.

Judge: How do you explain these cites we checked that don’t exist? Me: Praise be to Allah.

Lawyers ready to throw down at a moment’s notice via email

Half of my day is deleting emails I shouldn’t have been copied on.

@Realneo101 Incredibly disappointing.

On behalf of 90 million Iranians who loved you and grew up with your music — including me — FUCK YOU, Roger. You're a terrorist supporter.

@AGPamBondi Except if you’re a criminal who was pardoned by Trump, ICE, or a pedophile in the Epstein Files 😅

A reminder to all those in Minnesota: No one is above the law.

@LauraLoomer I guess no amount of comments alerting you to the fact this tweet is fake is enough for you to think twice about dishonestly scoring political points against a man who was just recently murdered. But that’s what’s expected of an extremist. Confirmation bias and delusion.

Rob Reiner was a loser. Naturally, his son was also a loser, and he got addicted to drugs and allegedly murdered his parents. Looks like Rob should’ve spent more time parenting & less time spreading Russia conspiracy hoaxes about President Trump. I stand with President Trump.

@hollygdw @iAnonPatriot 😂

They’ve spent billions of dollars on propaganda to convince the world that these people are bad.

@gtconway3d @grok The people going ape shit defending him and the people going ape shit talking shit are equally entertaining 🍿

hello I have an important question for all the physicians and cosmetologists on this website namely WTAF??? and @grok if you want to weigh in on these photos I’d be curious to hear your take as well

@WhiteHouse 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Most Transparent President in History. 🇺🇸

Moving forward I will signing off all my meet and confer letters with: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

@TX2005TX 😂

Pro-tip next time a judge asks you why you missed the hearing tell them you were on your way when your pager exploded in your pants.

I scream what the fuck in my head every time the partner barges into my office