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@MaryKwamboks @StreamviDL

Utoke Uende wapi? THIS IS YOUR DESTINY🤣🤣🤣🤣 retweet to rattle them.

@MCKTV2 This is like saying a maize seed will cry when buried in the soil. Luos are used to that 'crying' you're wishing on them.

After 2027, luos will cry like children mark this tweet!🤣🤣

@cbs_ke @ntsa_kenya @ntsa_kenya

We watch, we keep quiet 🤫 since @ntsa_kenya are on holiday.

@OchiengOdongoKE Ayatola turo oduma mane chuny puodho michak yany nyaka wuon puodho. My Supreme Leader

Thank you vere vere vere much for your ATTENTION TO THIS MATA🍊 Ayatollah Ochieng Odongo,EGH- 22.03.2026

@Asamoh_ Unaiweka inakaa ni kama hao wanawake wanarapiwa

A man sleeping with a married woman means the man is stupid. Why don’t you respect married women ? There are many umarried ladies all over. Sleeping with a married woman is actually not a flex. You are just stupid

@kenyan_prince_ Men are in love, women are in business. Kiawa!

Peace

@HyitsShana @itsme_urstruly Patience

@itsme_urstruly How does this actually make sense tho? 😂

😂😂

@NeroChe563087 @georgediano 😅😅😅 ilara angowa

@georgediano 😀ndoa ndoano - hakuna kitu huuma nigga kama kujua mali yake imeliwa bila huruma kama rushwa - my neighbor’s wife got chewed by our caretaker , nigga been talking while walking or let’s say walking while talking all by himself. Bibi anazidi kunawira thanks to ilara deposits

After Brother Bernard emptied his account paying dowry like he was bidding for shares at the stock exchange,, and threw a wedding so expensive even the cows that survived the knife are still in therapy,, daughter of Agrippina still cheated on him. Before the honeymoon dust could even settle, madam had already connected herself to an alternative power source. Professor Mali Ngumu was delivering high voltage electricity to daughter of Agrippina while brother Bernard was in church playing mitambo as he praise Yehova Wanyonyi for helping him find his missing rib. The way our boy has been ranting online, nikama diameter ilienda saidii. And as you can clearly see, that sweating was not from gym or skipping rope. Daughter of Agrippina was busy doing outside catering in full swing. Aswito was serving professor premium buffet, dishing out the food that faces the earth like it’s a national feeding program. Brother Bernard was deep in huduma thinking he married a wife, kumbe he subscribed to a public utility service. Ni mbaya majama. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@kafangi @TMZ Anceloti hapa alitoa colabo fiti na Noris

@TMZ Legend

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

@skmusyoka We unakuanga kadi kila mwaka. Ubaya opponent wako hakosangi A, ama kiboko

NIKO KADI

@Maryian96 @Asamoh_ I have a baby mama and she is a kikuyu and I have the 'Marvin'. Sema

@Asamoh_ Hahaha Kikuyu girls never marry uncircumcised men! Like you foreskin tupeleke wapi?

Dear men , marry your tribe

@boroh @Asamoh_ You will never understand someone's culture and customs apart from your own however much you stay together. Unlearn!

@Asamoh_ If you understand someone's culture and customs then you are ok. And always remember that dowry is an agreement ( oath ) between two clans. The man's clan and the woman clan.

@kingethuk @Kenyans He apparently reduced himself to nothing here

@Kenyans Gachagua knows how to reduce Ruto to nothing anytime, anyplace!!!

All of us with big bodies won’t vote for Kasongo. As Africans, we love plus-size women - Rigathi

@Emmanuel_Tips ╱◥██████◣ │∩│🌄▤│▤▤│

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@MarthaKarua Mbna umewashwa hivy

Let him charge all including those who murdered , displaced people and thereafter executed witnesses

@Vickyjr @AllanNyash @Bookten8 @theeceo20 That fish is choking. It should breathe

This meal for two costs Ksh 900 pale kwa Allan Nyash. Whom are you taking with you ikilipiwa?

@KeSantacruz @kajairo0 🤣🤣🤣 hizi ni gani buda

@kajairo0 No,,it's for Atletico

Nataka kununua pikipiki second hand ya around 20k Mniuzie ama mniconnect

@254_icon Umechomeka ukipika chakula ya chiwawa

Nimechomeka nikipika supper 📌

@cher40803 I love hansam ladies like you

Ni tirries mnataka?

@Mercymasai3 Ile doo ya vaccine imeanza kutembea kwani? Usitusahau

Weuh ! Condomize or just abstain!!