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@AubElvis
Nothing personal, but if I'm tweeting to you w/ this account, it's probably b/c I don't want to damage the spotless reputation of my other account.
above ground Katılım Eylül 2009
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Graduations always remind me of how the principal told my senior class that we were the worst class in the history of Sylacauga High School.
To be fair, I didn't like many of them either. 😂
Van Allen Plexico@VanAllenPlexico
Graduation day!
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@TMZ's gonna get that footage of them renting a boat.
New York Post@nypost
Utah Supreme Court justice resigns amid probe into alleged relationship with redistricting attorney trib.al/ePnRanx
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Panel re-creation from tonight’s livestream: HE-MAN!
This one got claimed during the livestream - thank you to that supporter!
From: MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE #1 (1986)
After: Ron Wilson, Dennis Janke, Mike Carlin, & Janice Chiang

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No. 1 @AuburnWTennis hosts Super Regionals for the first time in program history! 🎾
Auburn Family, see you Friday at Yarbrough Tennis Center at 5 PM ⭐️
#WarEagle




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@PabloEscoburner But, Pablo. He's the first to arrive, last to leave.
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Don’t think we live in a world where a rookie QB on the worst team is winning that division.
John Frascella (Football)@NFLFrascella
Fernando Mendoza is talking about how he’s “The lowest on the Totem Pole” and even skipping a White House visit to earn the respect of his teammates. The Raiders have 8% odds to win the AFC West this year, but would those odds be higher with Mendoza starting over Kirk Cousins?
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@BarrettSallee Couldn't be Georgia. Those streets ain't wide enough to drive 100 MPH down, PAAAWWWLLLL.
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Beautiful video of Helen, Georgia. x.com/JamesLucasIT/s…
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What’s a good name for this exercise/punishment that this #Auburn fan is making his kids do?

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@yardsaleartist That one's pretty good. That would make a great 6-foot-long mural on someone's mancave.
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Since it’s STAR WARS DAY, here’s the last Star Wars art piece I did:
A STORM TROOPER panel re-creation commission from Marvel’s Star Wars #1 (1977)!

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Amazing Spider-Man Chronicles - Episode 088: June 1982
Issues: Amazing Spider-Man #232, Elfquest #13
Listen on all Podcast Apps, Spotify and: youtu.be/tHl9OMXeFzA

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@PabloEscoburner This might get Miami back into the Super Bowl rotation.
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@marytylerpoor I have a cousin, Myranda. Her brother told everyone her name was Dale b/c he was really into Roy Rogers/ Dale Evans one summer. So everyone called her Dale.
I grew up thinking Dale was the nickname for Myranda like Peggy is for Margret.
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Margaret >> Meg >> Peg. It’s a British rhyming thing. Colonialism strikes again 😭😭😭
Jill@11MyJam
HOW IS PEGGY A NICKNAME FOR MARGARET
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Name your favorite character from the Alien universe without saying Ripley

𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇@BrowseHorror
Name your favorite character from the Alien universe without saying Ripley mine:
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@marytylerpoor I bought salted caramel icing and tried some. Now there's a non-zero chance I will eat all of it b/f I get around to baking any cupcakes.
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💥New Episode Drops Today!💥
ACTION FILM FACE-OFF! 92nd episode!
VEHICULAR ACTION!
Our randomizer - set to pick years in the range of 1970-2024 - selected 1971 & 2005, so here are our contestants:
Vanishing Point (1971) vs Initial D (2005)
Who will win? Find out as they battle for 6 rounds in our videodome!
Link in the comment below ⬇️

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@yardsaleartist Is the pelvic thrusting really necessary, Jarrod?
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