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Satire, oder unqualifiziertes politisches Geschwätz.

The internet Katılım Ağustos 2021
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Based Bandita
Based Bandita@BasedBandita·
Imagine if Six Flags Hurricane Harbor started hitting customers with a pole rather than blowing their whistles at them? 🤣
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melons
melons@tuppesgadse·
als würden wir uns alle gegenseitig abschnüffeln also ja wenn der mann nach old spice riecht ok aber sonst?
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Bizzare Vids
Bizzare Vids@Bizzarevids·
Woman damages car of man who bullied her...I am against violence, but do you think he deserved it?
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Awesome Videos ❤️
Awesome Videos ❤️@Awesomevideos07·
Seeing her marathon-runner dad nearing the finish line, his little daughter joined him for the final steps, hand in hand.
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Augenzeuger 🇩🇪
Augenzeuger 🇩🇪@Augenzeug·
@shijalol I don't even get what the appeal of such a photo is. Most likely it's the forbidden act of taking it. Because you don't even have to visit porn sites to find millions of photos that are more suggestive.
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ちの
ちの@shijalol·
やたら後ろに来る人いるからカメラ向けてみたら😅
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Augenzeuger 🇩🇪
Augenzeuger 🇩🇪@Augenzeug·
@akandiyene @Rainmaker1973 Recognizing faces is one of the earliest and most important skills we learn. Don't know if it's still the case, but even after face recognition tech Was a thing, humans were better at it for quite some time.
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
The Gathering for Gardner Dragon is probably one of the most captivating examples of the hollow-face optical illusion.
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Augenzeuger 🇩🇪
Augenzeuger 🇩🇪@Augenzeug·
@Iuxuray @libsoftiktok He went completely bananas without the cop provoking him. Afterwards slightly making fun of a situation can be a stress relief. You have to teach those mentally ill people manners before they can be allowed in a school or anywhere in public. Scary to think they will get a degree.
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ray ☀️
ray ☀️@Iuxuray·
@libsoftiktok This is cruel. Why provoke an obviously mentally ill individual? Shitty idiot cop that can’t be trusted to objectively police the public.
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
“Transgender” student has a total meltdown over being misgendered We have a serious mental health crisis in this country.
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Augenzeuger 🇩🇪
Augenzeuger 🇩🇪@Augenzeug·
@fandom_david Because some douchebags exegerated the hell out of it and pretend paper straws and more taxes will reverse it.
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David Attenborough
David Attenborough@fandom_david·
Canada is on fire. Europe is on fire. The Amazon is on fire. Cities are breaking heat records. Rivers are drying up. Other countries are drowning in floods. Storms are getting stronger. Seasons don’t feel like seasons anymore. And somehow… climate change is still a debate.
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Oxidative State
Oxidative State@oxidativestate·
A conversation I had today with a man who saw me drinking straight from a 1.5L Coke. Him: You know that sugar promotes inflammation right? Me: Could you explain to me what inflammation is? Him: it’s ahhhh, well it’s ahhhh… Me: right…can you explain the mechanism by which sugar would promote inflammation? Him: nope but I know it does… Me: did you hear it from an instagram reel? Him: looks down embarrassed. Me: Do you think you can name one inflammatory biomarker that sugar increases? Him: pulls up ChatGPT(not even the paid version), asks it ‘why sugar is inflammatory?’ and begins reading the answer. Me:
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Bruce Crossing
Bruce Crossing@SenatorCrossing·
Will someone please teach this idiot a proper salute. This isn't Benny Hill — palm should be inward as respect, not outward.
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Augenzeuger 🇩🇪
Augenzeuger 🇩🇪@Augenzeug·
@Jainadave_ I don't wanna be mean, but try checking your form. Ask yourself what muscles are meant to be targeted and question yourself if you really used those muscles.
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Jaina
Jaina@Jainadave_·
In 2026, if someone tells you to do LIGHT WEIGHT for 20 reps… they are scamming you !!!!
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Daily Turkic
Daily Turkic@DailyTurkic·
His name is Alpaslan Temizce and he's a Turkish oil wrestler. If you want a definitive example of peak male physical performance, this is it.
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Augenzeuger 🇩🇪
Augenzeuger 🇩🇪@Augenzeug·
@SozialeMW Helen of Troy wird in der Illiad als "white-armed" und "fair-haired" beschrieben. Echte cultural appropriation... Weiße dürfen keine dreads tragen, aber alle möglichen historischen und mytischen Figuren werden zwangsafrikanisiert. Kontra wie bei "Cleopetra" gibt's leider selten.
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Ryan
Ryan@offgriddesigner·
The Odyssey is such a pile of sh*t they’re having to pay people to promote it 🤣
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E sti Cazzi !!!
E sti Cazzi !!!@ESTiCazziNox·
@Augenzeug @BorrachinhaMMA @jakeshieldsajj We have 2 eyes 2 ears a mouth a nose we all have an ass hole and depending on your chromosome u might have a dick or not and that would make u male or female . We are One. Then, if u want to be a bigot about it well that’s your problem 🤷‍♂️
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Paulo Costa
Paulo Costa@BorrachinhaMMA·
This trend where every movie has to feature people of all races—even historical films set in places where only one race existed—is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen in cinema.
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Kyle Becker
Kyle Becker@kylenabecker·
The Odyssey is the epic film of the decade. No, the century. No, in the history of film. It is greater than Ben Hur, Spartacus, and Lawrence of Arabia rolled into one. Casting? Brilliant. Dialogue? Amazing. Costumes? Breathtaking. Set pieces? Perfect. Acting? Beyond compare. Every film from now on will be benchmarked against The Odyssey. Nothing will ever surpass it. We have witnessed peak cinema. Nolan won. All of the other directors can go home now. *paid partnership
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E sti Cazzi !!!
E sti Cazzi !!!@ESTiCazziNox·
@BorrachinhaMMA @jakeshieldsajj People of races ? What the fuck are u on about , there is only one race on this planet which is the human race. I think u meant to say different ethnicity maybe. Its quite an easy simple concept to understand among humans
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Retard Finder
Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
Call me retarded, but I think soccer is boring as fuck.
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Dale
Dale@bernhardt_d_w·
@JCFights Wow impressive how hes discovered this after multiple years of reporting on the subject the military and multiple police departments replacement of them as duty weapons due to negligent discharges etc. True cutting edge investigative journalism there
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Wild Clips
Wild Clips@JCFights·
This man in the US revealed a dangerous flaw in the Sig Sauer P320 pistol. The gun is capable of firing on its own 😳
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