Augenzeuger 🇩🇪
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Augenzeuger 🇩🇪
@Augenzeug
Satire, oder unqualifiziertes politisches Geschwätz.
The internet Katılım Ağustos 2021
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@catsareblessing She is 100% preparing a smack in the last sec of the video
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@tuppesgadse Ohne jetzt die Frauen beunruhigen zu wollen... aber Männer können euren Eisprung riechen.
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safe genau so unwissenschaftlicher dummer schrott wie die aussage der boulevardpresse die pille würde maßgeblich den geruchssinn von frauen und damit die partnerwahl manipulieren
taoki@justalexoki
men can basically smell when women are ovulating
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@shijalol I don't even get what the appeal of such a photo is. Most likely it's the forbidden act of taking it.
Because you don't even have to visit porn sites to find millions of photos that are more suggestive.
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@akandiyene @Rainmaker1973 Recognizing faces is one of the earliest and most important skills we learn.
Don't know if it's still the case, but even after face recognition tech Was a thing, humans were better at it for quite some time.
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@Rainmaker1973 It's amazing how easily our brains can be fooled.
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@Iuxuray @libsoftiktok He went completely bananas without the cop provoking him. Afterwards slightly making fun of a situation can be a stress relief.
You have to teach those mentally ill people manners before they can be allowed in a school or anywhere in public.
Scary to think they will get a degree.
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@libsoftiktok This is cruel. Why provoke an obviously mentally ill individual? Shitty idiot cop that can’t be trusted to objectively police the public.
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@fandom_david Because some douchebags exegerated the hell out of it and pretend paper straws and more taxes will reverse it.
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A conversation I had today with a man who saw me drinking straight from a 1.5L Coke.
Him: You know that sugar promotes inflammation right?
Me: Could you explain to me what inflammation is?
Him: it’s ahhhh, well it’s ahhhh…
Me: right…can you explain the mechanism by which sugar would promote inflammation?
Him: nope but I know it does…
Me: did you hear it from an instagram reel?
Him: looks down embarrassed.
Me: Do you think you can name one inflammatory biomarker that sugar increases?
Him: pulls up ChatGPT(not even the paid version), asks it ‘why sugar is inflammatory?’ and begins reading the answer.
Me:
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@JansmaJim @SenatorCrossing I'm not American... but isn't he your active commander in chief?
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@SenatorCrossing Only active duty and retired servicemen/women should salute during the natl anthem. The rest of us, including elected officials, are to put our hands over our right heart....uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?req…
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@Jainadave_ I don't wanna be mean, but try checking your form. Ask yourself what muscles are meant to be targeted and question yourself if you really used those muscles.
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@SozialeMW Helen of Troy wird in der Illiad als "white-armed" und "fair-haired" beschrieben.
Echte cultural appropriation...
Weiße dürfen keine dreads tragen, aber alle möglichen historischen und mytischen Figuren werden zwangsafrikanisiert.
Kontra wie bei "Cleopetra" gibt's leider selten.
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Wer mit dieser Helena von Troja ein Problem hat, der sollte einfach mal seine Hasskappe abziehen. Mit Wokeness hat das nämlich nichts zu tun.

Genosse MedienLord - Pen&Paper@PnPDrachenLord
Mal eben Odyssee gesehen - ist ne „modernere“ Adaption, aber an sich die beste Darstellung der Bronzezeit und der Gewchichte die Hollywood auf die Leinwand gebracht hat. Wer darin Wokeness sieht hat einfach n ordentlichen Dachschaden und sollte mal die Hasskappe abziehen…
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@Augenzeug @BorrachinhaMMA @jakeshieldsajj We have 2 eyes 2 ears a mouth a nose we all have an ass hole and depending on your chromosome u might have a dick or not and that would make u male or female . We are One. Then, if u want to be a bigot about it well that’s your problem 🤷♂️
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The Odyssey is the epic film of the decade.
No, the century. No, in the history of film.
It is greater than Ben Hur, Spartacus, and Lawrence of Arabia rolled into one.
Casting? Brilliant. Dialogue? Amazing. Costumes? Breathtaking. Set pieces? Perfect. Acting? Beyond compare.
Every film from now on will be benchmarked against The Odyssey.
Nothing will ever surpass it. We have witnessed peak cinema. Nolan won. All of the other directors can go home now.
*paid partnership
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@BorrachinhaMMA @jakeshieldsajj People of races ? What the fuck are u on about , there is only one race on this planet which is the human race. I think u meant to say different ethnicity maybe.
Its quite an easy simple concept to understand among humans
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@bernhardt_d_w @JCFights Somehow I hate unnecessary magazine slamming... and outside of military service I never even handled guns.
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