August 💗

woke up and scrolled indeed instead of the timeline

Changed my name at the bank and booked my first ever holiday outside of the uk&ireland

goodbye $300 hello 3 groceries

You've insulted my orangutans for the last time. Prepare 2 die

Woke up feeling sick and evil good morning

i don’t like when people say something is buns. I love buns. hotdog

Me after hitting my head on the matts at ju-jitsu for bajillion time

Me n ty

Mama got hungry and made me bald again

you think this is what Spongebob sees when he looks at Gary

@mimoshoney Cant wait to see junhee in 2 weeks

when they bring up chatgpt around me so now i have to hit them with the face

Average UK pre-cinema ad roll now is like: - Hey, wanna join the navy? - Hey, wanna join the army? - Oh, you're too good for the navy? Good luck leaving your shithole hometown. - Hey, please be a teacher? - Hey, wanna foster a kid?