August Thompson

“Red Delicious” is one of our greatest failings as a race It was bred not for sugar content, tang, crispness or ease of transport The only criteria when creating this abomination of a fruit was “it must be as red as possible” This is what you get when you optimize towards a totally worthless goal at the expense of everything else An apple so disgusting its flavor actually improves when you put salt on it

Conclave (2024)

if someone got me this i’d shoot myself in front of them

Use the difficulties.

RAP FACT: The pufferfish can inflate up to roughly three times its normal size for self-defense