Spinster Aunt Diaries

@PreachnGeek @RevLizzle “Jesus Tyrone Christ” Yes, please. And thank you.

@billprady @SBAList Hey Bill! Reporting that was pretty fun. What else can I take to the principal’s office?

No one opposes protecting babies who are born. Report this dishonest tweet from the @SBAList for election misinformation.

@cathymcmorris What are you going to do about gun violence? Arm teachers? Pass ridiculous laws to make it easier to get a gun? Discount the price of bullets? It’s a massacre out there, Cath. #UlvadeMassacre

@TessaDare Then carry forth, my child. Mama loves you.

@TessaDare I’m a childless pastor. I’d be happy to adopt you so you can recharge and take the high ground in said arguments.

Yelling at racists on Facebook may become my new pre-worship activity. #ShutUpSoHard #BlackLivesMatter

re: Twitter Exodus. Um, you know that "he" already has your personal information in the database. Regardless of when you leave. The fact that you've been here...posting your Wordle score and wedding pictures...means he has access to it. And I don't think he cares.

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

Can Elon Musk buy and destroy Fox News instead?

men will literally buy twitter instead of solving world hunger

Saturday, I had a front row seat to a tragic first date at my fav coffeeshop. Today I moved shops and had another first date sit next to me. WTF, Universe? (Also, I'm totally rooting for Couple #2. Good kids; good energy.)

a trans woman wearing leggings and reading a critical race theory book could single handedly destroy evangelicalism right now

Should men who lust after yoga pants serve in ministry? In my new podcast, I argue that godliness calls for women to flee creepy men, and creepy men to gouge out their eyes.

My church sound tech starts every worship service by testing levels to his fav song, Christopher Cross’s epic “Sailing”. Today, as a special treat, we got “More Than A Woman” by The BeeGees. So, you know, Happy Resurrection, Jesus. #Easter

@CamilleTroxel Ooo, wheeee, grrrrrl. I had a hot take on it from the pulpit today. Still didn't stop us from spending a pretty penny on the stoopid things though...

My worship director draped the cross for Palm Sunday…in red. My Catholic-raised, Anglican-confirmed, Presbyterian-employed worship director chose RED for PALM SUNDAY. #LiturgicalNightmare #PalmSunday

@s_t_gibson Do iiiiiit. 🦜 🪝⛵️🏴‍☠️

BREAKING: The U.S. Senate confirms Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court, securing her place as the first Black woman on the high court. apne.ws/PIKIA2s

@CamilleTroxel Ironically, I've seen this tweet three times since you've posted. It's better on my phone with the✨("recent") enabled, fwiw.