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@HenryTheBlasian Guy who blew the lead being used to slander team that quite literally never remotely came close to having the lead. Elonbux are ruining sports Twitter

This doesn’t even make sense though

@rhymeswithbee You misunderstand. He picks em up and shakes em real hard and then eats them whole. Like a cheese stuffed crust but the cheese is butter and the crust is sheep

Riddle me this: in the Odyssey, the Cyclops is raising sheep so he can make cheese. How does he milk their tiny teats with his ginormous hands?

@arvofart Eggers would make a phenomenal anything set before the 1930s

Certain people on this website are going to get upset for my saying so, but Robert Eggers would make a phenomenal Moby Dick

@quantelol On the other hand it is quite peaceful to pick mundo go 0/0/4 with 11cs/min and mutter "PUSH PUSH PUSH" playing PvE while the rest of the map devolves into chaos and if you do get ganked on side just ult out

The best way to describe the balance of roles right now is unempoyment maxxing. Jungle and Support are best roles in the game. They are the unemployed. They don't have to farm, they can do anything they want. They just run around the map and right click the most gankable lanes while getting uber fed. There's literally built in comeback EXP mechanicsms specifically for them. Their entire purpose is to make it so no one can play the game except them, and they are the most broken roles by far because they control the game. Mid lane is the part-timer. Has to farm, but not really. There's no wave management, no playing for the 1v1. Just perma push waves and roam to sides and repeat. Basically the same thing as Jungle and Support, just with less timers to gank. Top lane and ADC are the working class. The backbone of the Summoner's Rift economy. They actually have to play the game. Farming, trading, focusing on 1v1, wave management, all while trying not to die to the unemployed chuds ganking them perma. And what's their reward? The least impactful roles in the game. Spectators, waiting to get carried as the other roles duke it out. Top laners watching enemy jungle get Dragon Soul at 20m, and bot laners wondering where the fuck their support is as they get 3 man dove two times in a row. This is the meta. And as a top laner myself, I've come to the conclusion that the best way to win games is to literally just do nothing. Be passive, don't be gankable. Don't let the unemployed chuds wandering the rift kill you. The second you try to interact or make your lane volatile, an instant 3 man gank will happen and you'll just die and feed the Jungle role. Please Riot give these unemployed chuds a job. Make League great again.

@VassellSzn @elonmusk actual bot 😭

Bet it’s war @elonmusk 🤡🤡🤡🤡

@ringstalk I would be the greatest defender ever if i had to guard dudes who literally couldn't put the ball in the hoop unguarded

The gap bill Russell has on defense compared to second place is the same as the gap curry has on everyone else in shooting

@rocdoc57 @KeithWoodsYT Well hes hated by the god that controls the seas and partially the weather so it makes sense the sea would be fucked up. Also the wind isnt on his side either

@AureusGSG @KeithWoodsYT He is hated only by Poseidon and the Sun, but is loved by Athena and Zeus. Actually he sails alone on the high seas for 17 daisy in a raft with NO PROBLEMS AT ALL!

Look how vibrant the behind the scenes footage looks compared to the film's sterile presentation. You go from the recognisable deep blues of the Meditteranean to multiple shades of grey. Baffling.

@ExtraficalCO I know its manu but what did dirk's look like gotta be pretty similar

Guess the player:

@PresidentToguro So true king

Don't ever shave your head. This is a brainwashing campaign to steal magical energy from men. It's spiritual castration. There's a reason wizards always have long hair. The mane are receptors for gathering mana from the environment. Do you think Rasputin could have wooed the Romanovs if he shaved his head? The guy on the left looks full of life and ready to cast spells. The guy on the right looks like a castrated office manager who talks about the latest Netflix slop. His life energy is waning. Keep. Your. Hair. Never cave to the demonic pressures and shave it. You will be neutering yourself

@NerdSharkGuy4 @jordan23coys @brndxix Not really almost every greek can give you the bullet points and recall specific parts of the poem pretty easily.

@jordan23coys @brndxix Average person forgets 99% of materials after school

actual greeks while chuds complain on twitter about historical accuracy:

@FeyenoordLad I would slit my wrists and sit on an active volcano before listening to anything "Millenial Matcha Mami" with a wolfcut has to say

Classic

@DarkGuill @Nytrolizer The game functions entirely in 2D with 3 models. Its a 2d game for all intents and purposes. I said 2d to differentiate from e.g HOTS. You wouldn't be able to use mouse to move in a 3d environment

@AureusGSG @Nytrolizer Not 2D btw. And no concept is being changed, the game keeps being the same, it's not even used in ranked.

I probably shouldn't post this but... WASD movement allows you to cleanse every Taunt in the game for free. To do this, just hold left click (attack) on another target and input movement with WASD towards that target. Sometimes you will AA the Taunter (Shen/Rammus) once.

@Jayden0700__ @Sheep_Esports If europe or na wins yes if they dont no

@Sheep_Esports I dont wanna be that guy but do we actually care about ewc?😭

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@Nytrolizer I think diluting and changing the entire concept of a 2D moba that had persisted for 20+ years to appeal to new players (massive failure btw) is bad. I dont care what the reason is if the action worsens the game. If anything it makes picking up the game more confusing

@AureusGSG Were you under the impression they were making it for people who have 10+ years in the game rather than brand new players coming from exclusivelye WASD games? Also having played it, clicking still allows for far more accurate movement since you arent locked to 8 directions.

@nuovofootball Ikr memento prestige and tenet are hollywood slop for the masses, definitely not cerebral and ambitious films. What an overrated hack.

Lo increíblemente sobrevalorada que está su filmografía. Se habla de Nolan como si fuese el nuevo Kubrick, ambicioso, cerebral, obsesivo. La realidad es que hace Hollywood slop con buena fotografía (casi siempre). Villeneuve es lo que la gente cree que es Nolan.

@legent120 @bonevoid Zaahen ult

@bonevoid what champ is that? im a disgusting like two trick

salvation... IN BLOODSHED

@Strompest I dont play ryze so idk whats correct im just saying a pure numbers calculation is not the way to show it because ROA passive has a ton of raw stats value, a slightly better build path and probably was "meant" to be ryze 1st item whether its correct or not

the entire point is to snowball fast and hard with this build i can confidently say i generate 1k extra gold / game compared to if i went bumass RoA in my games just because i have better combat stats to win fights and snowball and play risky also s16 is recall meta, you can instantly reset a lane condition to net 0 by taking a base after shoving, which ryze excels at

why you should NEVER buy ROA as Ryze

@SaskioLoL Wear malpite and mndo

If you play any of these champions I assume you have a high IQ