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@AureusGSG

slash bros fc. sochan fc. Spurs NBA champs 2027 ✌️

Katılım Ağustos 2021
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@_rosenkreuz insane noone turned around and said dude shut the fuck up we're trying
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@traceydenim Fat ex mafia hitman voice: ya thats how i woudda did it
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@JimboJumb0 Nah lil sis been watching dylan harper tape she knows whats up
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@wormsofbarlo No in the evening the sea does literally look like wine sometimes. It did in the movie as well
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thornhead@wormsofbarlo·
My opinion on the whole wine dark sea thing is. What if they just mean the sea was dark like wine. Without necessarily the colour. Just similar darkness amounts
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@kaitybella Whenever my dad didnt eat when we got takeout or whatever it never ever made me feel "wow what a provider, thanks dad" all it did was make me think im a piece of shit kid for asking for takeout when we had food at home cause i was bankrupting my parents with my chow mein
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@fu_edison_ Wasnt a drone, it was a massive black helicopter with the camera mounted on the underside of the nose, saw it land on the beach when i went to see them film it was sick. Also saw the boats they used and the beach village they pillaged and burned
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William Gerrard@Bill_Gerrard·
My son thinks it’s a pipe 😂🤣
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@HenryTheBlasian Guy who blew the lead being used to slander team that quite literally never remotely came close to having the lead. Elonbux are ruining sports Twitter
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@rhymeswithbee You misunderstand. He picks em up and shakes em real hard and then eats them whole. Like a cheese stuffed crust but the cheese is butter and the crust is sheep
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Leigh Stein@rhymeswithbee·
Riddle me this: in the Odyssey, the Cyclops is raising sheep so he can make cheese. How does he milk their tiny teats with his ginormous hands?
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@arvofart Eggers would make a phenomenal anything set before the 1930s
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@quantelol On the other hand it is quite peaceful to pick mundo go 0/0/4 with 11cs/min and mutter "PUSH PUSH PUSH" playing PvE while the rest of the map devolves into chaos and if you do get ganked on side just ult out
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quante@quantelol·
The best way to describe the balance of roles right now is unempoyment maxxing. Jungle and Support are best roles in the game. They are the unemployed. They don't have to farm, they can do anything they want. They just run around the map and right click the most gankable lanes while getting uber fed. There's literally built in comeback EXP mechanicsms specifically for them. Their entire purpose is to make it so no one can play the game except them, and they are the most broken roles by far because they control the game. Mid lane is the part-timer. Has to farm, but not really. There's no wave management, no playing for the 1v1. Just perma push waves and roam to sides and repeat. Basically the same thing as Jungle and Support, just with less timers to gank. Top lane and ADC are the working class. The backbone of the Summoner's Rift economy. They actually have to play the game. Farming, trading, focusing on 1v1, wave management, all while trying not to die to the unemployed chuds ganking them perma. And what's their reward? The least impactful roles in the game. Spectators, waiting to get carried as the other roles duke it out. Top laners watching enemy jungle get Dragon Soul at 20m, and bot laners wondering where the fuck their support is as they get 3 man dove two times in a row. This is the meta. And as a top laner myself, I've come to the conclusion that the best way to win games is to literally just do nothing. Be passive, don't be gankable. Don't let the unemployed chuds wandering the rift kill you. The second you try to interact or make your lane volatile, an instant 3 man gank will happen and you'll just die and feed the Jungle role. Please Riot give these unemployed chuds a job. Make League great again.
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🏺@VassellSzn·
Bet it’s war @elonmusk 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@ringstalk I would be the greatest defender ever if i had to guard dudes who literally couldn't put the ball in the hoop unguarded
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@rocdoc57 @KeithWoodsYT Well hes hated by the god that controls the seas and partially the weather so it makes sense the sea would be fucked up. Also the wind isnt on his side either
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rosy14@rocdoc57·
@AureusGSG @KeithWoodsYT He is hated only by Poseidon and the Sun, but is loved by Athena and Zeus. Actually he sails alone on the high seas for 17 daisy in a raft with NO PROBLEMS AT ALL!
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@ExtraficalCO I know its manu but what did dirk's look like gotta be pretty similar
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RS@ExtraficalCO·
Guess the player:
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President-Elect Toguro
President-Elect Toguro@PresidentToguro·
Don't ever shave your head. This is a brainwashing campaign to steal magical energy from men. It's spiritual castration. There's a reason wizards always have long hair. The mane are receptors for gathering mana from the environment. Do you think Rasputin could have wooed the Romanovs if he shaved his head? The guy on the left looks full of life and ready to cast spells. The guy on the right looks like a castrated office manager who talks about the latest Netflix slop. His life energy is waning. Keep. Your. Hair. Never cave to the demonic pressures and shave it. You will be neutering yourself
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs

The r/bald subreddit convinces men who are losing their hair to finally shave it off and the transformations are almost always incredible

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@FeyenoordLad I would slit my wrists and sit on an active volcano before listening to anything "Millenial Matcha Mami" with a wolfcut has to say
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