Ausam

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Ausam

@Ausamte

Filósofo, comediante, chefe de cozinha. Sou extrovertido. Adoro pessoas e bebês. Gosto de ter longas conversas com mulheres. Tenho uma maritaca.

Americana, São Paulo, Brasil Katılım Şubat 2015

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Ausam@Ausamte·6 Haz

tu pode procurar, mas não vai encontrar o que você quer aqui

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Ausam@Ausamte·3h

listening to Antara singing #fishtanklive

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Ausam@Ausamte·12h

#fishtanklive

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Ausam@Ausamte·12h

bostil com s

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Ausam@Ausamte·13h

sério mesmo que acharam que isso era uma boa ideia? "brasa" "canary" "duas listras é referencia à capoeira" não tem futuro assim

DataFut@DataFutebol

Os “easter eggs” na camisa da Seleção Brasileira, explicado por quem ajudou a fazer o uniforme!

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Ausam@Ausamte·17h

@l03n27 saiu novo glitch de dinheiro infinito

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Loen@l03n27·21h

Veko nation

QG do POP@QGdoPOP

Justiça de São Paulo CONDENA o Santander a pagar R$ 1 MILHÃO por manter o nome morto de uma MULHER TRANS no PIX, segundo Metrópoles.

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Ausam@Ausamte·18h

ngl now I kinda feel bad for JD he's built like a mix between elon musk and ricky berwick total beta death #fishtanklive

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Ausam@Ausamte·20h

@deign_pg he's built like elon musk

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Deign@deign_pg·21h

#fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtank

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Ausam@Ausamte·22h

James Drake just lost 50% of his aura #fishtanklive

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Ausam@Ausamte·23h

huge Anissa W #fishtanklive

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Ausam@Ausamte·23h

"I know what shit looks like" -Landon #fishtanklive

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Ausam@Ausamte·1d

this dude lies for no reason 😂

hasanabi@hasanthehun

i can confirm that this israeli agent was on the ground. he came up to me at the havana airport to scream & weird everyone out. people around were worried for his mental health. looking forward to how he tries to chop up the video. wondering what his purpose was.

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Ausam@Ausamte·1d

this bitch is 100% an industry puppet

DOJA CAT@DojaCat

nvm bout afroman damnit :(

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Sean D Sarcasm@SeanDSarcasm_·1d

#fishtanklive New JD Remix of the Landon song just dropped

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Ausam@Ausamte·1d

JD: "I got pegged in the face" #fishtanklive

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Ausam@Ausamte·1d

send Landon to calm her down #fishtanklive

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🌑 PB Arcadia@PolybiusArcadia·1d

#fishtanklive Bashir: We were worried you might have scurvy earlier Landon:

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The Lich@TheLichBoi·2d

Being so concerned and invested in the Bingo Bongo conflict that's just free falling through everyone trying to stop it and THIS MF JUST WALKS IN MAKES ME CHOKE LAUGHING AND THEN SUDDENLY THE ISSUES ARE OVER. He's just that fucking guy lmfao #Fishtanklive