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@Trenches_Boy1 Ayama, why I go want am? If I want am , Perez go buy am. We no need am 😂

@Auskyd This your 2nd sentence funny o Na jealousy dey worry you, you wish you had a player like Bruno in your team, but no wahala I go allow you cry your cry

The Fact that Arsenal won the league title after 22years but Bruno Fernandes is the most talked about speaks more about the quality of the player and y'all need to understand that Bruno got his first assist in GW 8... Incredible.

@Trenches_Boy1 I be Madrid fan bro. We no dey rely on last glory. Una carry league last when you dey primary school lmao no kill me Abeg. Everyday Bruno Feryansh, make we hear word abeg 🤣🤣🤣

@Auskyd Lol, laughable, very laughable, first title in 22years, oh you just hide yourself in shame, lol very delusional fans 😂😂😂, I've had guard of honour more than 10times before you won a league title... Very yeye club

@jo_ayodele @TheQueenAminat I hear you oh, market boy. The rest of us come count bridge because we dey Twitter with una. No vex oh

@Auskyd @TheQueenAminat Oga e dey buh na social media we dey and I'm telling what I know. It has nothing to do with Assumptions. I be confirm Market boy if you like tell me say na Assumption I don hear you.

They really brainwashed us about Coke Zero! It’s really good especially for weight loss! Grab that 60cl and drink it please🫠

@taiwo_junzi You dey get very GBA takes these days mehn. Make I block you 🤣

People rather go to the gym, drink all manners of drinking tea etc than simply fast.

We won't judge you. Just come out and tell us you do.

@HonitelHQ Never have a pot belly??? Bring the person make I give am diet. 3 months, E go show. I assure you. Which Mumu genetics?

Genetics is such a fascinating concept, and it is responsible for a lot of things about us. - There are people who will never in their life have a pot belly, no matter what or when they eat. Flat tummy is nature’s gift in their lineage. Most of them don’t even work out. - There are people who only need to breathe and, before you know it, they have added weight. They constantly have to be very intentional about what goes into their body. It is just like that in their lineage. - There are people who are naturally endowed in their family. From their mothers to aunties, down to almost every woman in their family, big booty and/or big titties are nature’s blessings to them. What other people are spending years in the gym or going under the knife to achieve, they have naturally. - There are people who can never get fat in this life. And the body that would take the average person three years to achieve, they will achieve that body goal in a year or two max. - There are men who are blessed down there. It is just like that in their family. - Same thing with baldness. You see some 50+ men with a good hairline and you are in utter disbelief because, at 22, your barber is already using dye to trace the hairline that is no longer there. It is such a fascinating concept. Apart from body size/physique, which we can work on, the others are mostly out of our control. If nature blessed you in one way or another in your family, it is a privilege and a huge flex.

@Nuellababyboo See subtle classism, but wetin I know? 🤣

Protein is too expensive in this country, no wonder we have plenty olodos everywhere.

@jo_ayodele @TheQueenAminat Go bring out fake coke Zero make we see first. Forget "make we leave matter first". I totally agree say Naija Na the headquarters, but bring out fake coke Zero. No dey run on assumptions.

@Auskyd @TheQueenAminat Dey play........... Nigeria na headquarters of Fake Drinks...... Fake Full Naija...... Buh make we leave that matter first

Fat don't burn in a oxygen deprived environment. That's why you should walk instead of jogging if you want to burn fat.

@toylan20 Dem no go Gree, but Na pure facts you tal so. 💯

2005/2006 Toyota 4runner 💯

@CalmaFria @IdongesitUduehe Better check well, can't be me,cos who you be? Lmao God abeg.

@Auskyd @IdongesitUduehe Omo let me mute you oh cos why are you following my about like a pandemic 😁😁

I just saw one of these fruits sellers washing oranges in soapy water this early morning 😭 Omo, you can’t be too careful in this country 😭

@Skipytima Na fat we fat, we no bulky, abeg 😂😭

@Auskyd 😎😎😎😎, I can't say

Don't ever sit with bulky people inside keke .😭😭😭 I'm still yet to stretch out the part they squeeze today.

@jo_ayodele @TheQueenAminat There's no fake in the Nigerian market bros. If e dey, bring it out let's see. Just dey spam lies dey go smh.

@TheQueenAminat There is no sugar in coke zero. Buh if you buy fake ones in the Nigerian market you can meat anything buh real coke zero or diet coke is very safe for your sugar and calories control

You And I 💕

@CalmaFria @TheQueenAminat That's a bloody lie, omo wtf.

@TheQueenAminat It will make you so hungry 😁 you will regret ever taking it. Water is better by far

@IdongesitUduehe @CalmaFria You moved from the soap to the water. Nice one.

@CalmaFria So where’s the water they used soap in from?

Make I just dey drink ogbono soup like slurpie abi? I hate this app.