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For those of you that are data hungry... Here is the points breakdown (remember, this is allocated at the end of... fb.me/9MpKEckM4

Okay, more info, coming at you like a seagull to maccas fries! At each of the 4 events, at the end of the main... fb.me/Urr0hrQd

Hi all! Sorry for the "Radio Silence" lately... but that's all about to change! This year, we're running 4... fb.me/45EeYfidx

Congratulations to Daniel Li who managed to come out on top in our Chaos Sealed event yesterday! The top 8... fb.me/1kYIE7NsY

First Prize: $500. Entry: $60 at the door. Arrive before 9:30am & you're in!

Final list of Giveaways for our event tomorrow: 3x Mind vs Might Duel Decks, 1x Ultimate Guard Flip & Tray Deck... fb.me/1JopdOmmX

Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree? Because they're so good at it...

A man walks into a bakery. All the cakes in the shop are $10 except for one, which costs $20. "Why is that one... fb.me/QqzU4bpM

Welcome everyone to the annual plastic surgeons convention.... So nice to see a lot of new faces here this year...

I looked out my window and saw a guy in a black robe who was trying to clear the frost off his windscreen with a... fb.me/1IvdD5IdZ

I keep thinking I should take a course on procrastination but I never seem to get around to it...

I'm thinking about quitting my job and starting a window cleaning business. It's a bit sudden I know, but it's a job I can see myself in...

Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a no-bell prize.

About thirty minutes after takeoff, on an evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant... fb.me/MXAnYhJy

My better half asked me to stop singing Wonderwall all the time because it's driving her crazy! I said maybe...... fb.me/zxYTlLd3

The chemist asked me for my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to get me something...

A Termite walks into a bar and says "Is the Bartender here?"

Puns about communism aren't funny... unless everybody gets them...

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all this "how did you get in my house" business!

I thought about quitting my job and becoming a fortune teller, but I didn't know if it'd work out...