Austin Coleman

My neighbor texted me about a noise last night. How do I tell her I was binge watching Friends and clapping along to the theme song?

@jwminga Two years later and I’m still referencing this tweet. Just thought you should know

@Austin13Coleman This is the week I turn it around.

He's already media trained

@TreyFranklin256 @OldTakesExposed I really kicked a man while he was down and I do apologize greatly

@TreyFranklin256 @OldTakesExposed

IMAGINE NOT BEING CHELSEA

@InitialThots Absolute gas

@TatumTummins @InitialThots Ain’t that the damn truth

@Austin13Coleman @InitialThots Yours is Should Go to Church sometime

@kirk_bado Excuse me who did he intimidate????

Seismic news from Nashville. Bob built up the university in his image the last 20 years, making the small formerly Baptist school a nationally recognized name. All the while amassing power, influence, and at some points intimidation, at the top.

@kellychrist_ @TommyKess @AndrewIsATwit bold of y’all to think I’d be functioning before noon

Venmo me $1 and I will send a video of me pouring a shot out in your name at Crazytown tonight

@TommyKess @rbnfranco I still do and apologize for none of my actions

@rbnfranco why if I share that I was on institutional probation what’s that get me

It’s not real until you share your activity with me via Apple Watch

Well I guess we know who the favorite kid is now

@DaltHughes THAT THING IS ATROCIOUS

@kayleeheil Thats a weird way to spell Predators hockey?????????????

business major schedules: 1. elementary school math 2. nap 3. beer break 4. money class 5. staring at an excel spreadsheet 6. ??? 7. ???? 8. frat party