Austin Noll

most unnecessary arrow

Since when are there TIES? #oscars

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

i just know jon bernthal is FUMING

This is why two sticks of RAM cost $900 😭

Nirvanna the band the show the movie

A third ‘MONSTERS INC’ movie is in the works at Pixar. (Source: wsj.com/business/media…)

there are sentences being said that have never been said before

every positive update i get about punch adds 10 years to my lifespan

is there a gofundme to get that baby monkey an iron man suit

Just got lunch at @ChickfilA and the lady at the drive thru didn’t say “My Pleasure” Literally shaking rn 😧

@WealthWatcherCo @NoLimitGains @grok Done

Well this is awful. Tonight me and my gf doordashed Wendy’s. The order was taking forever so I checked the map. Our dasher was on a back road and not moving. I called the Dasher and police answered. Long story short, it turns out he was involved in a crash that ended his life. And I’m having such a hard time with this because I’m out two Baconators and I’m too much of a good person to ask to be credited.

We, as a society, don’t go bowling anywhere near as much as we should

There’s an indie wrestler who goes by the name “Jesus,” and his entire gimmick is wrestling matches without ever laying a hand on his opponents 😭😭

No hands is crazy. @AlexHonnold #SkyscraperLIVE

I've used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me

Why does this countdown screen sound like a Call of duty multiplayer menu? 🤣 #SkyscraperLive #alexhonnold