Jackie Austin Varner

@dakota_jxn I’ll pitch in, make it 3

HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO I AM

@unoorthodox @bob_plunket

Holy mattress money

@Moes_HQ You forgot to switch accounts bro

me: I want a thicccc Homewrecker. What do you want? my wife: well now a divorce

@Bryton_Wallace Frick dude

@AustinVarner19 Zack Jack Skylar Kylar

Bowled next to some guys tonight who all definitely use 3 in 1 body wash

@emmacgu3 @Moes_HQ It’s about dang time

@AustinVarner19 @Moes_HQ Thank God

OG white meat chicken returning early 2020 👀🍗🐔

@Talkhouse @MilkCartonKids @joeyryan Incredible

.@joeyryan of @MilkCartonKids talks what he learned from hosting the duo's Sad Songs Summer Camp bit.ly/2M34dlk

@holden_mont721 What’s the right answer

Streaming live now @PasteMagazine 🤮 youtu.be/jM_HOXyGd1w

My life is not worth living. My mocha is cold

Today is pancake day, so I am having waffles. My life is edgy, dark, and rebellious.

First run after marathon....I felt like tuna salad left in the sun in August.

Apparently under every stone lives a Russian.

A recovering alcoholic, a lonesome biker, a couple of college kids, a salty couple in the corner and a Satan mouthed waitress. 1 am at the local Waffle House