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Austin Parker

@Austin_Parker

I have no idea what I’m doing. #GBO

Savannah, GA Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Austin Parker
Austin Parker@Austin_Parker·
Have a game, Jonah Heim.
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Rob Gucci@heatdaddy69420·
So friends can’t fuck in Sedona anymore. Got it. Thought this was America. I’m pissed.
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Austin Parker@Austin_Parker·
Every year the @NFLDraft account flat out refuses to tweet every draft pick and just tweets out every 4 picks or so. Why? Why are you ruining our lives? You have literally one job.
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Austin Parker@Austin_Parker·
Congrats to the Mets on their 12 game losing streak.
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Minnesota Twins
Minnesota Twins@Twins·
Things you can get in a dozen: - Eggs - Roses - Mets losses
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Atlanta Falcons@AtlantaFalcons·
Come put on the pads, Skip
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Vol Scoops@VolScoops·
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elaine
elaine@laineyyyy01·
boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer
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Jake Marsh@JakeMarsh18·
Iowa State is in the double bonus at the midway point of the 2nd half but it literally doesn't matter because the Cyclones can't make their free throws.
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BaseballHistoryNut
BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
Tiger Woods to his car keys after a few drinks
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Big Cat
Big Cat@BarstoolBigCat·
Good morning to all who celebrate
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