There’s only one man we can trust to fairly moderate the final Presidential Debate...
English
Austin Powers
419 posts
Austin Powers
@Austin_Powers__
A sexy beast with mojo. A groovy swinger who will shag you rotten. A man no women can resist. It can only be Austin Danger Powers. Yeah baby yeah!!!
snapchat: TheAustinPowers Katılım Ekim 2012
115 Takip Edilen69.3K Takipçiler
Breaking News: We have just discovered who started and spread the corona virus....
GIF
English
@Dr_Evil__ I'll be your secretary of shag, baby yeah!!! #OhBehave
English
Austin Powers retweetledi
So they're making Shrek 5 but not Austin Powers 4? Throw me a frickin bone here!!!
English
A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No?
English
Retweet if you'd rather have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads instead of fireworks.
English
Shark Week would be so much better if the sharks had laser beams attached to their frickin' heads. #SharkWeek
English
When teachers expect us to do work this close to summer
English
That's not your mother, that's a man baby! #happymothersday
English