Austin VanVorst

@leahstacy Absolutely nobody: Hey let’s make a food that tastes like nothing.

like how can i eat 2 lbs of them and still need a three course dinner

my favorite thing about rice cakes as a snack is nothing

T-Pain was involved in a serious altercation with a gang in NYC

Everyone kneel before your leader

The amount of times in my life I’ve gotten crap from cashiers for buying twisted teas and lied to their face saying they’re for the girlfriend I don’t have is actually astounding. Let me live gosh darn it they’re freaking good.

TAKE. MY. MONEY!! 😵🙏👍🏼♥️🇺🇸

@a_darby 😂😂😂😂

How on earth did Bleacher Report originally choose who to put in that collage?? I see the casts of Friends AND Modern Family...like what??

@SicilaFC ...downs * Aaron looking down after last years loss* team jig has a chance to correct the course of history. But standing in their way. A newlywed a late night elite a gay boy and Urnkle Steve. This is el Classico i. This is espn 30 for 30

@SicilaFC what would do if I told you a group of elite young men gave all they had for a chance at back yard glory. Through troubles *insert joes drink driving* and tribulations * insert pic of cach sucking off manaco*through the ups* rich holding last years trophy* and downs...

What person running the @FirstTake twitter account forgot to add the eye emoji in instead of leaving the word eyes?

no ones voice will ever get on my nerves like james fuckin provenzano #notmydealerforthepeople

I CAN’T believe what I saw!!!!

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY, THE RAPTORS ARE GOING TO THE NBA FINALS!

@XtraWideCat House of cards tho .....

Netflix makes the worst TV/movies 😂😂 Black mirror is the only good one

@OMBL2017 I wanna vote for @BrendanMulcahy3 for the All-Star team.

Bucks got this 😂😂😂

People I wanted on the Iron Throne: 1: Jon Snow 2: Tyrian 3: Arya 4: Hot Pie 5: Ghost 6: Samwell 7: Hodor 8: Tormund 9: Brienne of Tarth 10: Joffrey 11: Aaron Rodgers 12: The Night King 13: The Starbucks cup 14: Any of the Unsullied or Dothraki 1738: Bran #GOT #GameOfThones

This is really what it’s like trying to stay with Steph 😅 (via @maxisnicee)