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I recently found out my grandmother has been catfishing her entire book club for three years by pretending she read all the books when she's actually just been watching the movie adaptations on 1.5x speed the night before meetings. She got caught because she kept passionately defending scenes that were only in the films. When confronted, she said "I'm 73 years old, I don't have time to read 300 pages about someone's emotional journey through Italy" and then she quit the book club and started a movie club with the same women. They all joined. She's their president now.

I hardly listen to new music these days, I just listen to the old ones

People raised with love can do anything for you. People raised in survival can do anything to you.

I’m in love with this sentence: “One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

You’re not ready to be successful if you can’t handle people hating on u for no damn reason.

@Amara___O Mommy and daddy are super proud of you❤️

I stood alone at the bar, but I wasn’t alone. Every sacrifice, every prayer, every lesson from my parents stood beside me. They couldn’t be there physically, but they’re written into every chapter of this victory. Mum. Dad. I hope heaven is loud with your applause.🤍 #calltobar

@Amara___O Congratulations my girl!

All Glory be to God who made everything perfect in His own time. Officially, R.C UMEAKUKAR, ESQ. LLB(Hons), BL(Hons), LLM(In view). #newwig #calltobar2026

God remains the greatest. #lawyer #calltobar2026

never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when u’re having a bad day as an adult

You’ll get mocked for speaking good English lol.

Every time I think i’m cooked God moves mountains for me. That is so nice of Him.

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

Why are some of you uncomfortable around persons speaking English eloquently? Hearing a lady admit that yesterday was awkward. As in, you carry person for mind because “ e dey usually speak English “ when you don’t even know the person… The head you carry no correct🤷🏾. “ so i asked her… “ do you think the people who deceived your ancestors in CONTRACTS will consider you any different today? a se’ni se ara re... RABATA fam… Lol.

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

@Uchechukwu_Jeny 😂😂😂😂😂

I reject every negativity from this tweet 😂

After giving birth to my 6th baby, my hubby said my body is no longer looking attractive to him, that it’s either I work on my body or he will get himself a side chick I think say na play ooo😂😂😂 I say make I go through oga phone one night, naso I see say oga don dey date one girl for our street, he evn gives her money he has never given me before, takes her out, nobody tell me before I start to work on myself😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 As I don hot now, na every night oga come dey sleep for house😂😂😂if sidechick call am na toilet he go run go answer the call😂😂😂😂😂😂 For your mind you think say you fit snatch my husband, you wey my hubby use pass time, me nd hubby dey use your matter catch cruise sef😂😂😂😂😂 All of una wey dey say I suppose to leave the marriage, If e reach your turn allow them snatch your hubby and scatter your marriage.

Before you argue with someone ask yourself, is this person mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives?, If not there is no point to argue.

Neverrrrrrrrrrr seen a day GOD didn’t come through for me. Always on time.

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

Someone said you have to dilute each Polygamist episode with two episodes of Sofia the First to stay sane😭😭