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If she won’t even try to watch transformers — that’s ignorant #transformher

HAM GROUPIES!!! Eric Couture, Finn Smith & Caroline Branch, students at @VCU, made their own epic t-shirts for my birthday party on Saturday! I've never been so flattered or amused! #groupie #tshirts @VCLatVCU

Is this a real event that I can attend, because I really really want to, or satire?

Current headspace:

My favorite genre on TikTok are the @terrycrews drawings

oh man I really have to dump

Richmond is the home of competitive parking

Do you think the popularity of the X-Men is a government ploy to get kids to accept the theory of evolution more easily?

All humans are the same person occupying space and time in different ways. You cannot change my mind

People look more attractive when you can understand the shape of their skull

When will we learn that struggles are not comparative. They are individual. Thank you

If it ends in -ine it IS going to make you poop

The way that Christian people think that Secular people talk is outstanding

Who is branding for the @usairforce ? I want to join because of that YouTube ad

This is just so false

Thank you and good day

How much funnier would it be if they put the Xs on your forehead instead of on the backs of your hands.

‘I Am A Serial Rapist,’ Announces Trump In Final Pitch Before Election bit.ly/3oT8QjA

My favorite thing is when white people are uninvolved

This the kind of weather that makes you feel like a steel drum