Christine Witcher is ✨querying✨

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL - a paranormal romance, now querying #amquerying

@R_J_Rogue Thank you!!

@AuthorCWitcher Manifesting those fulls for you! 🔥

My query stats are objectively good. 41 queries sent. Four fulls still out, 1 partial, 1 manuscript with a pub editor for feedback and possible referral. It’s good and still *so hard*.

@NikkiCarrero Hi Nikki! I have a contemporary witchy romcom. x.com/authorcwitcher…

Hi! I’m currently in search of: - a magical realism romance/grounded speculative romance with a great hook - a dark romcom If you, or someone you know has one available to query, please DM me or comment because I’d love to see it! 🥰

@aelliottmtm I have a paranormal romance / witchy romcom. Would that be a fit?

Hi! I’m currently chomping at the bit for: - a high concept boarding school mg fantasy - a hooky speculative romance - period romance or sports romance If you tag a friend who is writing such things or RT, you can DM me your pitch you use for contests and I’ll critique😊

How many times can I refresh my inbox in one day? #amquerying

#UnhingedPit #NA #F #R #AG Dating profiles for SoullessWIP. It’s for you if you like: 🩸Stabby FMCs with religious trauma and a martyr complex 🩸men who are morally bankrupt but devoted 🩸gods who should not be allowed to date 🩸endings that feel like surviving a car crash

WHY IS #unhingedpit on LITERALLY THE ONLY DAY I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE EVER?😭 Anyway, still open for full requests, agent offers and a seven figure book deal. Hmu

@authorBBLorik Same same 😂

@AuthorCWitcher Can’t say I’ve had that happen to me before but close enough; it was my ex. I’ll take that drink 🍸

For all the girlies who have ever left their ID at the bar and woken up to a demon in their enchanted house. I offer up the house margarita with a salty rim that is CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL. Now querying. #UnhingedPit #A #PN #R #F #Q

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL got six requests in the first week of querying, including interest from a big 5 publisher. So, I guess you could say I’m a big deal. Wanna sit at my table? #UnhingedPit #Q #A #PN #F #R

If Practical Magic, a kraken, and a lighthouse had a baby, it would be CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL. Now querying with 4 fulls out in the first month. #UnhingedPit #A #PN #F #R #Q

@meg_digweed @UnhingedPit I’m on it!

Querying an agent with a 1% query reply rate.

I’ve been in the query trenches with my witchy romcom for a month now. 30 letters sent, 4 full include a big 5 editor, two partials who both eventually rejected. It’s happening SO fast and SO slow at the same time. #amquerying

"Mackenzie Fisher was a good girlfriend. She went to every freaking one of Soren’s shows. She bought the cereal he liked, even though he left the box on top of the fridge, half-finished for months at a time." #amquerying

"As she stepped inside the house, she was met by the smell of dust and rosemary and petrichor—and the almost spicy back-of-the-throat tingle of layers and layers of magic." CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL - #amquerying

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL - a paranormal romance, now querying