Authority on Absurdity

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Sometimes getting into bed isn’t as easy as it sounds.

There’s no shortage of advice about success. Most of it contradicts itself.

Autocorrect has to bee won of the wurst inventions ever creative. What’s the first autocorrect you’ve ever scent?

Some doors don’t want you inside… or outside. #OpeningDoors #pushorpull #doors

Asking questions is fine. Asking this one isn’t. #askingquestions #AnswerThis #questionsandanswers

I tried door holding. Too many people failed the test. #mannersmatter #etiquette #Courtesy

Is it really about food… or veto power? #wheretoeat #restaurants #notinthemood

Talking is easy. Finding time to talk is much harder. #talking #conversations #busylife

Choices are terrific… until you have to choose one.

The conversation is over… but somehow it keeps going.

Being visibly busy is apparently not enough of a deterrent.

You’ve met this person. Talk to them at your own risk.

@CollingsMaccrae It tells you everything… except what was originally going to be said.

@AuthorLarryG Well, then. Tells you everything.

The conversation is over… but somehow it keeps going. #conversations #interruption #notlistening

@CollingsMaccrae Fun for the interrupter. Less fun for the person who actually started the sentence. 🤪

@AuthorLarryG But it’s funnnn

Brushing your teeth is more dangerous than you thought. #toothpaste #OralHygiene #Brushing

I just discovered cultures I don’t really understand. And they live in Greek yogurt. #yogurt #ingredients #funnyreels

We all know what flavors are… until we read the label. #flavors #ingredients #packaging

The ticket is expensive. The fees are offensive. #ticketprices #ripoff #Fees

I went online looking for furniture… but ended up thinking about funerals. #preparetodie #shopping #funerals