Chrissy Dugas

*Other girls with headbands on*: Cute. Girly. flirty. stylish. Laid back. *Me with a headband on*: looking like I’m standing in for Daniel LaRusso in The Karate Kid tournament ready to crane kick Johnny and win the trophy.

My novella reached number one on Amazon! Yesterday was the two year bookaversary, and this was incredible to wake up to! 😭 Thank you so much! If you're looking for a romantasy novella with a fae princess on the run from an arranged marriage, snag your copy today!

@ItIsJustPt My favorite is when I spell my last name phonetically and say “D as in dog” and they repeat back “okay B as in boy got it”. That’s not even remotely what I just said but alright let me throw it back again.

@Author_Chrissy_ Me: "Peter" Filipino Nurse: " Can you spell that?" Me: "P.." Filipino Nurse: " P, as in the letter P?" Me: " Is there a number P?"

Gen Z nurse on the phone at my doctor’s office: “can you verify your date of birth for me please?” Me: “ *month & day*, 93.” Gen Z nurse: “1993?” Me: “no 1793. During the French Revolution, actually.” LIKE COME ON😭

@leokearon Like yeah I came back in time to get healthcare right now. Thanks for clarifying for HIPAA purposes.

@Author_Chrissy_ No 2093, I'm from the future

@GrimfelOfficial We Targaryens need to pump gas and live our daily lives too😭😭😭 my dragon is at home napping. He got the day off.

@Author_Chrissy_ I see it but I trust you more with the dragons😂

I fully understand and am fully aware I have very long platinum blonde hair, but if I’m pumping gas please don’t pull next to me, roll your window down, stare at me, and blast the Game of Thrones theme song.

Got outta my car with the wind blowing like a monsoon and now I look like this fighting for my life trying to get my hair outta my face

@Author_Chrissy_ Just giving me ideas here 😂

@Vireo_Books No problem!

@Author_Chrissy_ I'm unable to send you a DM based on your settings, can you follow me back or say Hi so we can continue from here?

Now compiling a list of beta readers for my WW2/Holocaust novel. Come on you know you want to😘

@Vireo_Books Absolutely! DM me and we can discuss it more👍🏼

@Author_Chrissy_ Your pull is too great for me to resist 😋😋😋😋 I'd be happy to beta read your novel. How can I get to know more about it?

Don’t put me near a charcuterie board that has olives or pickles on it because they’ll be gone within 2 minutes flat because I have ZERO self control in that department.

Apparently if you google me or my book someone else’s picture comes up and no matter how hard I try and have tried to fix it and reach out it’s just being ignored so yeah that’s something 👍🏼🙃

The woman who referred to a female frontal wedgie as a “veggie” in her Amazon review, I just read, is my hero.

@OldGoatDavid Completely agree and I’m talking all sides. The point we’ve reached in society and humanity is disgraceful and we should look to bring back respect and civility to one another.

@Author_Chrissy_ I completely understand. I’m barely able to watch a news broadcast anymore without my head exploding.

I’ve been messaged a lot about my absence from social media. I have been remaining offline BC I am appalled at the aggressive, uncivil, & toxic behavior of adults over politics online. Please, let’s relearn to be civil no matter your stance or side. This behavior gets us nowhere.

@OldGoatDavid Honestly I was doing more blocking and muting simply to make it stop. It had nothing to do with my agreement or disagreement to their opinions as we’re all entitled to our own opinions but I just couldn’t take the aggression and cringe from it all anymore so I had to step away.

@Author_Chrissy_ Shitstirrers

@ItIsJustPt I’m tired of all the uncivil, hypocritical, toxic, & aggressive B.S. from everyone. I’m an author. Im not a politician nor do I want to discuss that with anyone bc no one wins. I avoid political discussion and judgment like the plague. But Happy Wednesday Friend!! 😃

@Author_Chrissy_ I am still trying to make sense of the " support all authors" mantra as my feed devolves into female authors ripping other female authors daily. Have a great Wednesday, Chrissy.

One day I shall correctly type “unnecessary” on my first try.