autumn

is it a good learning opportunity or are you the only staff available to help

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work. I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

Mother Nature taking hot girl summer too literally. Go off sis🥵

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

The average age of Americans is 38. The average age of POTUS elected is 55. The average age of the House & Senate is 58 & 64. The average age of SCOTUS to retire is 69. If we want our leaders FOR the people, shouldn’t we consider having our leaders RESEMBLE the people??

So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

life is just a vicious cycle of migraines and stomach aches

🥎| VIKINGS WIN | Grand View outlasts Southern Oregon to punch their ticket to the @NAIA Softball World Series for the first time since 2006‼️🤩 #NAIASB #BattleForTheRedBanner

my first mistake of my life was my birth

Accounting bots are stealing our jobs? When can they start?

Every American is a St Peter’s fan now

Chase her.... even when she’s yours

I told my work that I’m flexible, not a damn contortionist

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

2021 was selfishly for myself. 2022 is intentionally for Jesus. May His will be done.🙏🏻

When no one wants to wake up at 6 am to open up Christmas presents this year

@baileyklein22 Best friends do everything together right?😂

@Autie_Radig 10-4 but more than likely our funerals will be together

Whoever is in charge of my funeral, please make it an open bar. It’s what I would’ve wanted.