Captain Josh Carter (parody)

“Any authority worth its salt should stand up to a bit of questioning. Don’t you agree?” #BigFinish #UNIT #DoctorWho #Roleplay -Crossovers/OCs welcome -Ships with Chem -Seriously fancies Osgood -Greyhound 3 -Not affiliated with Doctor Who or Big Finish -N/SFW 18+ -RT/Fave

Josh is a common name. I don’t beat up innocent people.

I saw this trailer at the cinema on Friday. I’m sorry but as someone who actually knows autistic people, this just offended me. This is a gross stereotype, that just makes all autistics look troublesome and dumb. Please don’t waste your time on this film.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗚𝗼 𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝗠𝗲 ⠀⠀ 𝑨𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏, 𝗕𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲, 𝑸𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒍𝒚, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗮𝘀 𝑶𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♡&↻

Marry her

Wholesome

Ask why I wasn’t invited to the party.

He’s not Wrong though

Men forever.

@BeastByAnyName “Yeah, from what I read, the Flood is freaking terrifying. Turns people into zombies and moves water to where it wants to be. It’s one of the reasons the Ice Warriors are so endangered. Nearly wiped them out.”

@BeastByAnyName He had a few gifts of his own, due to a run-in with a race of living plastic aliens known as Autons. His entire skeleton was covered in living plastic, making him stronger. “She deserves to be happy. And if you’re the man to do it, then I’m happy to meet you.” He agreed. “She-

Okay, I'll move on.

@BeastByAnyName -without notifying them first… well, needless to say it didn’t go over well. The world was almost destroyed because Osgood was trying to rescue a refugee and her daughter."

@BeastByAnyName That raised a brow. “Just be careful, Mars was already inhabited. Don’t want to disturb the natives. Ice Warriors can get pretty cranky when they’re bothered.” He warned with a shake of his head. “And like I said, I’d have to contact my superiors. Last time I made first contact-

@BeastByAnyName -On occasion literally. Others figuratively. Everyone was incredibly protective of her. “Shi’ar? Can’t say I know the name offhand. Who are they? And are they dangerous?” Of course, as a soldier, his first question would be a threat assessment.

@BeastByAnyName Geez, this guy blushed as much as Osgood did. But at least she’s found someone who loves her that she clearly feels the same back. “Please tell me you aren’t as shy and awkward as she is. But yes, she’s part of the UNIT family. We all would put our lives down for her, and have.”-