Autumn Rupkey

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 12 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 12 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 12 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 12 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

are you almost 30 when the best chaser for tequila is tums?

with as much existential dread this generation has, i think all the kids in nightmare on elm street would be popping ambien.

5 million NRA members means... 90% of gunowners are not members of the NRA. 98% of Americans are not members of the NRA. (not a majority) twitter.com/nra/status/992…

. @netflix, can you put the original season four of @arresteddev back up so i can compare versions? asking for a friend.

Hello. I now have something to tweet about. Unfortunately it's too long for a tweet. Here 'tis as what we used to call a 'note'. twitter.com/arresteddev/st…

When did it become okay to be more offended by what someone with no power says than by what someone with power does?

“gdpr is great and all, but it’s really fucking up my freelance side hustle,” she screamed into the void.

holy shit. wild wild country on netflix is blowing my mind. can’t wait to hear a convo from @mikemchargue and @michaelgungor. hint hint.

does anyone else predetermine a date in march where you stop scraping ice off your car and just hope the defroster can handle it? asking for a friend.

I told my kids that at their age I had to watch VHS tapes on school safety, and they said “what’s school safety?”

@netflix is always asking me if i’m still watching but, never, why i’m still watching.

still think white people don’t have culture? try again.

👏🏼“wolves” 👏🏼 IS👏🏼“every👏🏼 breath👏🏼 you 👏🏼take”👏🏼

tf is this?!? twitter.com/papajohns/stat…

it’s because we’re not eating at @Applebees, right?

me: THE ANIMATED HORSE IS MAKING ME SAD AGAIN! Netflix: are you still watching? me: begrudgingly clicking continue