AverageAden

They should rename 'blackjack' to 'can you beat 20 you little stupid fuck?'

@XodiasX But what about my 1x2 😐

@AverageAden Might not be. That could be the penalties scoreline LMAO.

Might be the greatest bait in Twitter history

@Largo_112 Then my 1x2 is chalked mate

@AverageAden What if 3-2 penalties

@Paul61429158 Well Im doubling down on 3-2 GLHF

@AverageAden Any team scoring 3 goals against Spain is an impossibility. I mean, they’ve only allowed 8 shots on goal the entire tournament.

@DeltaGambles What a bad time for me to take a France 2-1 bet 18 seconds before England’s 2nd goal 😐

@AverageAden Thank you for blessing my timeline with such a valuable tweet

Kylian Mbappe serving a McFrappe

@FrankDribbl @shufflecom If I actually hit div 1, there wouldve been a few twitter threads 💀

@AverageAden @shufflecom Good juju for being in there early and calling it

SOLO DIV 2 @shufflecom BINK (if powerball was 3 it was $1,800,000 😩)

@ManLikeFrank @TheGrumpiest_ Some people just dont get it, Frank

@AverageAden @TheGrumpiest_ This makes it totally fine tbh

Almost ruined everything, figured Id go live 🫠 need a lil more back. Codeword starts with 'T' GLHF kick.com/averageaden

@TheGrumpiest_ B2B2B2B2B2B 🙃

@AverageAden Buddy, it literally happened what? Like 3 times in a row? B2B2B months. Or was it 2 months in a row only? Jesus, I’m glad you recovered though, shit is fucking scary🥲

@TheGrumpiest_ In my defense, I didnt think that would happen

@AverageAden Buddy, you need to fucking RELAX

@DougDribbl88 @shufflecom do I have to wear the outfit again?

@AverageAden @shufflecom Step into my office

@AverageAden holy guacamole

@TheCacman @shufflecom BOOOOOOOM

@AverageAden @shufflecom BOOOOM

@TheGrumpiest_ @shufflecom I just need all 6 or another 44 weeks like this

@AverageAden @shufflecom NOT BAD! Best one yet, need moreeeee🫩

@pablodagoat617 @shufflecom I have asthma now too waking up to that

@AverageAden @shufflecom Don’t forget to buy that guy his inhaler he has asthma !

@AkshatAroraaa @shufflecom Id be acting a damn fool

@AverageAden @shufflecom Should have hit div 1 man, one off curse continues. Still div 2 is huge congrats Aden!

@KiMcHiCN @shufflecom 28k plus or minus 😅

@AverageAden @shufflecom sheeesh how many tixs?

Gonna be responsible and hunt for a day 🥴 Codeword starts with 'T' GLHF kick.com/averageaden