Average Juventus Enjoyer

Neuer at 38 vs Buffon at 39

@juvenewslive No, and I think these rumors are another example of our recruitment caring purely about names. He’s rumored to go back to Hull or another championship team because he’s been past it. It’s one thing to bring in experience, it’s another to bring in players who can’t cut it.

Would you want Andy Robertson at Juventus?

@Al3x1434 Great question, entirely up to your discretion 😂 I was a fan of them when they were great and when they were shit so applies to both

@AverageChiesa Are you an average Juve enjoyer because you are an average guy or are you an enjoyer of average Juve?

Same guy LMAOOOOOO

@UtterlyNut34864 Shot for the stars, 1700 ft into the ground

@AverageChiesa Aura gamble and failed with flying colors

@_A_Champ Not even like he contributed without G/A, just complete trash 😂

@AverageChiesa Lmao Man could not even score one goal 😂

@AverageChiesa He is his own rival

@oscar_junior28 Yeah I believe that

@AverageChiesa He will get 5 at least

@oscar_junior28 Idk about that one bro 😂

@AverageChiesa Delap is surely an upgrade for you guys

#ACMilan Comunicato Ufficiale: Sollevato dall’incarico di allenatore della prima squadra il Signor Allegri bit.ly/1d0fmHn

Had to happen. He is barely a fraction of his best anymore, should call it a day.

@Matt_Santangelo @acmilan I’m waiting eagerly

Tweet out the official announcement, @acmilan. I have some stuff to get off my chest.

@Patrik_FCB1900 I’d keep david or Vlahovic as a backup and sell the other 2

@AverageChiesa Couldn't care about the outcome of these negotiations. Need new strikers anyway

We’re already being 5M too generous. Offer him what you want to pay or send him fucking packing. Not remotely worth negotiations.

Ok now it’s gotten too far lol.

@wabotokabo @TheHateCentral Absolutely would do numbers 😂

@AverageChiesa @TheHateCentral

Paulo Dybala. Your class is permanent.

Between them, they’ve scored 4 goals and provided 1 assist in all competitions this season. Between salary, loans and wages, they’ve cost Juventus around €120m.

@DRA6ONITE It’s 100% overrated bro, sold it within a week of packing it

@AverageChiesa i find the gengar so ugly

dreams do come true

@DRA6ONITE I packed the gengar and would have traded that 100 times to get the dragonite holy shit 😂 Thank god I just did a 1 for 1 trade for a PSA 10 slab

@AverageChiesa LMAOO BRO

@JMacklund Will be a spectacle for the ages 🔥

@AverageChiesa We will be LOCKED IN for the fireworks between him and Lotito

He’s really just getting jobs based off his name isn’t he