AverageBiff 👻

I hit my first level 5 hype train tonight with less than 10 people in chat. My friends and small community I'm building is AH-mazing!

My favorite feeling in the world is blowing my nose and a chunk of brain matter flies out. That first inhale is almost orgasmic.

Family is so disappointing most days. I’m jealous of those that have a stable relationship with their relatives. Maybe you could adopt me?

At least my Fitbit is happy I ran to the liquor store before it closed.

Lately I’ve been feeling like I died and they forgot to bury me.

27 fake calls in 24hrs. If y’all wanna see my butthole you need to FaceTime. I’ll show it for medical purposes.

@DetroitEminaj Maybe she didn’t want to interact with anyone. I hate myself for giving this account a comment.

The way nobody even wanted to interact with her

I hope I live until December 18 2026 #Doomsday

The craziest thing about twitch is watching someone with 46k followers only have 26 people in their chat.

@dufferbrothers_ thank you for a great fucking ride!

Tonight we try something new on stream. Loot. Die. Repeat. 6pm EST twitch.tv/averagebiff

Kevin hates when I cancel streams. At least that’s how I see it 😂

I cannot forget about my friend @InFaMoUsAvEnGe1 who raided me on stream yesterday as well! Thank you for your continued loyalty sir!

First stream back in a while and I was nervous. I missed it a lot. I haven’t play Phasmophobia in months and it felt like I never played it before 🤣 Huge shoutout to @TheBrotaterchip for sharing his wonderful community with me. Your fam came in clutch when I struggled 😂

I worked all day on my kitchen flooring and I cannot believe how long something that looks so simple can take. I’m so proud of myself that I did it and didn’t get discouraged and quit. As Blink-182 once said…. I guess this is growing up.

Kevin loves new toys. New toys don’t love him. They last 5 minutes before I have to throw them away. Thankfully the rope attached to this is still a good distraction.

My plan is to return to streaming this month but I still have so many projects around the house I need to complete. I’m finally getting some overtime at work as well so the return may be limited to 1 day a week. I’ve missed you all and I hope I’m not forgotten.

My plan was to do the sober October challenge this month, but after a long day of work I decided to have a few beers. I didn’t accomplish the challenge but I did rearrange my priorities and alcohol is now at the bottom of my list. That was the goal so I’m happy with the results.

It’s really hard to maintain a sober October as a Browns fan.

The hardest part about quitting drinking will be when my camera does facial recognition and there’s no beer.

@inviicta @LogitechG Need! Want!

MFW I unboxed this insane new Logitech G515 Rapid TKL keyboard 🤯 It's just 22mm tall with advanced magnetic analog switch technology sooo yeah, I'm feeling pretty fancy over here 💅 👑 A big thank you @LogitechG !! #LogitechGPartner #G515RAPID