GenX Dude

Things my parents never said to me when I was a kid: Get closer to the tv I'm in a meeting Good job Stop drinking from the hose Wear sunscreen How does that make you feel? That switch is too big It's OK to cry We have the money for that I'm sure it's not your fault

@ick_real Macel

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

Was picking up an order from Panda Express yesterday. Saw a middle-aged white dude eating with chopsticks. Just why dude?

@Truth_matters20 Those dudes are probably just stopping by to ask for directions to the Garden of Eden. Apparently, it is in Jackson County, Missouri.

If Mormons are Christians, why are they busy knocking on Christian's doors and trying to get them to convert to Mormonism? If salvation comes by faith in Jesus alone like Scripture says, why do we need to become part of the Mormon church to be saved?

@Protestia This brings about the same number people to Jesus as leaving bible tracts on the urinals at Walmart. Nobody ever starts their testimony with "well, I was at Walmart and I had had a lot of coffee..." or "I was late to class but then I heard some dude yelling about sin..."

Things we hate: This open air "preaching"

@pvtjokerus Sorry, you guys are all correct. Honestly, I saw this movie on vacation in Toronto a few years ago. I really didn't pay full attention to it. I was trying to figure out how to make things right so I joined Scientology this morning. I feel better already.

@pvtjokerus The flaw in the ending is that Rooster should have been the one flying the F-14 at the end. Passing the torch. Nope. Tom Cruise had to be the hero again I guess.

The ending of Top Gun Maverick was absolute brilliance. When Rooster says, “It’s what my Dad would’ve done…..” Not a dry eye in the house.

People who feel the need to send #ebay buyers notes with directives to an #eBaySeller should not be buying on eBay.

Birthright Citizenship was never intended for illegals. What are the chances SCOTUS gets this right?

@allrockmusic At 15 I worked at a restaurant. There was a radio show on Sun morning in the 80s by the same name that used that song as its theme song. I heard the chorus a million times. After closing the night before, I was tired and pissed about working every weekend. I hate that song.

Steely Dan performing “Reelin’ In The Years” live on August 31, 1973 on The Midnight Special, with the song’s famous guitar solo played by Elliott Randall in a single take that later became one of rock’s most celebrated solos.

@MattWalshBlog I've done my time at Disney and my only thought is the dude needs to wear sneakers.

While our country is at war, our airports are a mess, DHS is not funded, and our elections are not secure, Lindsey Graham is wandering around Disney World with a bubble wand. This is an image that should live in infamy.

@riverrat328 Mad Max character

What in the Fuck is this thing?

@sola_chad I find it hard to believe that God started the game with 6 seconds left on the clock, but faked the stats from the rest of the game just to mess with us. God is not a trickster.

“If you don’t believe [in a literal 6-day Creation] you’re not a real intellectual.” -Voddie Baucham Is he right? Do you believe the Creation account in Genesis was six literal days?

Who was the athlete?

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world they could be rappers or sing country music." -- Verbal Kint

Without googling, can you name a famous dog?

Name an iconic duo

@DschlopesIsBack Here is a photo of a drone attack against an American fighter jet.

BREAKING: Iran releases unbelievable footage of their Ace Combat Pilot the ‘Ghost of Tehran’ shooting down two more American F-18s

@ThrillaRilla369 Starting to notice some issues with Jeeps with ducks on the dash

What vehicle do you automatically assume is being driven by a total a-hole

@ThatEricAlper Super Bubble aka ballgame gum

What discontinued food or beverage item do you wish would return?