Avoiding Cliffs

@MolecularLab_ D you add boiling or cold water? How much water? How long would you set the microwave for if you wanted runny eggs?

Life hack that changed my life 🥚

@PatrickByrne This version by Australian Chris Cheney is also bloody good! youtu.be/bDTUALprnLI?si…

Backstory: George Harrison wrote it. Beatles dissed it (as usual). So his pal Clapton came & rocked: White Album ‘68. Rolling Stone Mag snubbed Prince, omitting him on “100 Greatest Guitarists” list. So he snubbed THEM with this performance.

@boogeypuff @newscomauHQ Oh, it was satire! Too late at night for me to get it :)

@AvoidingCliffs @newscomauHQ Exactly! Gout Gout would want Lachlan Kennedy front and centre after being beaten. Do you really think this headline couldn’t be better? It’s needless, divisive framing of two great Australians.

@newscomauHQ So Lachlan Kennedy is labelled "Aussie" while Gout Gout isn't— despite both representing Australia. And why include Gout at all in Kennedy's record headline? Lazy, divisive framing. Just report the achievement respectfully to both athletes. No wonder people hate msm.

@westaustralian Jye Anus slots two nuts!

Fremantle has come up clutch in a wet, dour affair against Collingwood to claim a narrow Gather Round victory! Read our three-word analysis here. thewest.com.au/sport/fremantl…

@TheStingisBack Well hell, if I knew Emmanuel in Space existed I'd have been all over it! I was probably watching European movies on SBS (Australian network catering to foreign language speakers), with the likely chance of seeing boobs!

Happy Birthday, Krista Allen. To most, she’s the girl in the elevator in Liar Liar… to some, she’s the star of the Emmanuel in Space series (late-night cable, ’94). All weird sex scenes spliced with Bob Ross landscapes and crashing waves. Admit it, you watched them.

@TheStingisBack And after all of this, the lucky bastard plays a character who is married to Sofía Vergara!

Married With Children premiered today in 1987. Traci Lords, Pamela Anderson, Shannon Tweed and more… the guest spots weren’t subtle. No wonder I used to drunkenly sprint home from the pub to catch it. Al Bundy was a very lucky man.

@elonmusk I'm hooked on Imagine! This is my first video. The straws are praying to their God of Suction.

What you can do with Grok Imagine

@Mishi_2210 28?

@LivingTricks_ I reckon the reason Australia dropped off the list is the bloody huge tax on alcohol!

The Countries That Consume the Most Beer.

@Diamond_League Mattel need to make a Running Barbie doll and call her Jess. What an amazing athlete she is.

When Jessica Hull became the first EVER woman to break 5 minutes 20 seconds over 2000m 🔥 ⏱️ 5:19.70 #DiamondLeague 💎 #MonacoDL 🇲🇨

@arnosw77 I think she bumped her head and the air bags got deployed.

Lord have mercy...

@Zarklat @ThoNg676733 Abbasolutely! 😉

@AvoidingCliffs @ThoNg676733 Absolutely.

Wonder how napoleon would feel knowing one of his most iconic defeats was turned into a hit pop song.

@Rainmaker1973 Pass

The new Siren's Curse roller coaster at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio.

Is anyone else now seeking out poor quality video clips just so you don't have to question whether or not it's AI?

@ThatEricAlper That's awful! 🤣

@ThatEricAlper Oh no, you didn't just make that joke? But I'll let it slide if you don't tell people I cracked up laughing 🤣

@80sYorkiePud This reminds me that I need to watch my Bottom DVDs again. Such a funny show.

#RikMayall Will always be a comic genius.

@IncrediblyBozza Now that's really stuffed up my tipping for the week! I have a deal with myself that I never tip against Geelong, even though I think we're gonna lose. And my Dad's side of the family all support St Kilda so I tend to tip them too! 🤦‍♂️

Too old they say….. 🤔🤣 #AFLSaintsPies #GoPies #AFL #OpeningRound