John

@Skint_Eastwood1 A total bunch of useless fucking clowns, if either of those wet behind the ears plastic nazis met a real criminal they would shit themselves. Absolutely useless individuals.

🚨UK POLICE STATE: Elderly Brit Arrested & Searched at Home for “OFFENSIVE” Facebook Posts UK police storm a 64-year-old man’s home, search & arrest him in cuffs for “offensive” Facebook comments. Officer: “I’m arresting you on suspicion of improper use of the electronic communications network.” “This is in relation to some comments that you made on a Facebook page.” “We’ve had reports that you’ve made some comments that are offensive.” The UK is a joke.

@BugingoBugingo6 Total bullshit, but if it was real, the parts would have cost more than a new one.

Results will shocke you

@ronsterd89 Oh yes, very important, and don't forget to wash the can of baked beans before cooking.

I assume the new anti free speech laws only applies to certain religions.

@NotFarLeftAtAll @charlottemilne0 Cunt

Conman

@benonwine After Budweiser, Niki, and Jaguar this would not be surprising, other than the fact it's a real female who apparently really likes cock. This would not stop me buying a product, however wankers crisps killed that idea with Gary Linaker.

🤔🫣

@crypto_dragonz Ashtray on a motorbike.

Drop a Comment and Repost👇👇👇

@kelly_brow1 @theficouple That sound great, how do we proceed?

@Avonjohn77 @theficouple Hello, I’m Jessica , a Tesla staff engineer We recently launched a new Tesla platform offering 70% discount off any Tesla electronic vehicle of your choice. No upfront payment is required— you pay only after the vehicle is delivered to your address. Message me for more details.

When you bought the $50,000 Tesla Model Y to save on gas & maintenance. Then you learned: - It loses 20-35% of its value by year 3 - It loses 55-58% of its value by year 5 So by year 5 you lost $35,000+ of value? ....Congrats on saving ~$1,000/yr on gas.

@theficouple Just to add to that, soon in the UK with our super green, woke and left wing British hating government, we will be fined 3p per mile for driving an electric car, all part of the labours government push to electric car ownership, total clowns.

@theficouple Absolute bollocks as we say in the UK, Pardon my French. I bought a tesla model Y RWD for £46,000, after 3 years and 34,000 miles, and as new condition, I was offered £17,489 by webuyanycar.com Tesla offered me about the same, That's 62% by my calcs.

@ImtiazMadmood Can someone explain to me what insulting a religion is.

@OpenZoociety @AntiWokeMemes It's not the bacon that's dangerous, bacon is fine, it's all the shit that the manufactures put into that's the problem, and that not just bacon, it applies to all process meats.

The WHO claims that eating Bacon is not good for you. What will you do next? A. Eat Even More Bacon B. Trust the WHO

@benonwine No I won't be, firstly I don't have a TV licence, and second I don't wish to support an organisation that help illegal migrants. And thirdly it's gone so lefty woke it's boring.

Will you be watching Comic Relief Tonight?

@Mike_Fabricant @REGENTmanADB 😂😂

Brilliant Press conference between Donald Trump and the Prime Minister of Japan❗️ A Japanese journalist asked “If Japan and America are such good friends, why did you not tell us in advance about the attack on Iran?” Trump answered “You’ve gotta do these things secretly. I mean, you didn’t tell us that you were gonna bomb Pearl Harbour, did you? You guys are the experts about doing things in secret!”

@benonwine I didn't like the way they wasted the money before I read that, I must say I'm not suprissed.

This is why you shouldn’t give money to Comic Relief!

@elonmusk I don't give a fuck if you smoke or not, But produce a drivable version of the robot taxi will you, and sell it to the public, You are 10 years away from making the robot taxi a viable proposition.

I don’t even smoke lol 💨

@MbarkCherguia The paint job was done by someone that new what they was doing.

Does anyone know what kind of car this is? 😳

@Heccles94 Are you kidding?

Bombers leaving for Iran from England. We did not consent to this.

@damekatydenise_ @Maxeyt 😂 On a serious note, how can run a parody account these day's, as anything you can think up is already happening in real life. However if you need cutting edge bollocks you need to follow the green party, they take the shit labour dream up and take it to the next level.

Pleased to announce that I’ve been invited onto Women’s Hour to discuss the rising numbers of ladies diagnosed with prostate cancer. 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧️

@Nugent4nil @espressolegs 😂😂