Abörted Hitler Cöck

John Cena has met over 400 Make-A-Wish kids, but eventually they were all seen by the undertaker. #WrestleMania

Abörted Hitler Cöck (@AxHxCx) are a bunch of pussies who gave up making noisecore and now do gay for pay.

I might've found a rare picture of an @AxHxCx live performance.

It's tempting, although I don't want to kill the raging boner I get from disappointing the fans. twitter.com/deadashellhp/s…

Aborted Hitler Cock #GoodBandNameBadFirstDate

@HeyChezlee We're not on tumblr so that must've been an imposter, but I'd graciously spray a chunky load on/in you.

#ManiacFamily #NowPlaying >> #AbörtedHitlerCöck ~ "Abort 'Em All" youtu.be/l2RxPaL9bGs @AxHxCx #Metal #FF

@TheRealGaryOtto Sweet, I didn't even know there was a part 2. The first one was such a perfect date-movie.

@DahmersChild Well today's your lucky day because they're actually playing in the back of my truck, hop in and smell this rag.

"Return to Nuke 'Em High: Volume 2" is live on @Kickstarter! Please share and support! kck.st/1EKXH5F

I thought BB King died a month ago.

@prognathodon Sounds reasonable I suppose.

I accept people are pretty excited to learn the terms "SJW" and "special snowflake" in 2015 but stop using them incorrectly you AIDS cunts.

Now starting my day the Aborted Hitler Cock way. Legit jams.

@notsam Professional Broadcaster & Wrestling Stock Photo Model Sam Roberts sighted: cagesideseats.com/2015/4/16/8438…

Anyone who has ever said "cake-pops" out loud should be killed.

So heavy only the devil can lift it, DVV DVV. Boss HM-2 made in Japan 1985. reddit.com/r/guitarpedals…

50 of the worst, most outrageous, or just stupid band names... | Louder Than War louderthanwar.com/top-50-worst-b…

That divas match was the best piss break of the night. #WrestleMania

Totally disrespectful, the kid didn't even come collect his Warrior Award. #WWEHOF