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WE CROWN THE QUEEN! Congrats to Queen, winners of 11 straight, 0 defeats. We can now definitively say @QueenWillRock are the ultimate victors of the BattleAxey of the Bands, my 2,048-band musical tournament that spanned over 5 years. Axey out. Y'all can find me on Bluesky!

@undeadtarnished Strong language, ser. Also, the plural of “dummy” is “dummies”. My good deed for the day is done. Please return to your regularly scheduled program.

@SloMo4Real @Axechucker @jemelehill This is 2 dummys finding common ground on their dummy brains lmao

I listed a bunch of athletes who have done the same thing Caitlin Clark. The NFL is roughly 60 percent Black and Travis Kelce, Patrick Mahomes and Myles Garrett walked out with Morgan Wallen. Trump has praised the Chiefs, and Mahomes specifically. So again, what’s the difference?

@pinksurvivor70 That's like the time I went to the hospital for a lacerated thumb, and the dude in the bed next to me was on his stomach because he had a coke bottle stuck in his ass. (The tent effect looked wild y'all) "I slipped and fell on it!" Sure, Jan.

I’m DYING!!!! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@Orioles @TG3II RAMS ROYALTY! #RamsHouse

.@TG3II is in the house 🙌

@MizShelbyK Irresistible! Must be that Wildcat swag...

Please stop hitting on my husband, sir.

@jemelehill @heretoseeu #RamsHouse

@heretoseeu Damn and you’re also a 49er fan. That hurt.

@jemelehill @SloMo4Real An internet argument that was resolved in civil manner?! What is this, early 2001?!

@SloMo4Real 😂 appreciated!

@seattlerams_nfl @pinksurvivor70 me too.. T_T

@pinksurvivor70 All of talking about quarters.. I am mold enough to have used it with a dime! 🤣

Seen in the wild today. This poll is to remind how bloody old I am. Have you ever used one?

@ProFootballTalk SB rematch for sure!

With the 49ers, Rams, Cowboys, Giants, and Chiefs playing elsewhere in Week 1, the options for the Wednesday night opener in Seattle are down to four: Cardinals, Chargers, Bears, and Patriots. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@Jose_119131 @FauxJeaux lmao piece of garbage human. who tf raised you? they did a shitty job. I guess cancer should have won, eh? Darwin was slacking that day

@FauxJeaux Honestly he deserved every comment he got

Do not do this

@depressionlesss What's actually scary are the number of people who were fooled by this A.I. vid. And it's so obviously A.I. Assuming A.I. gets better (and it certainly can't get worse), think of how many people will be influenced into believing shit that never actually happened.

When his caretaker falls over, first the panda laughs, then gives him a hug 🥹😂❤️

@DaliRama71 @rams HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DALIIIIIIIIIIIII! WHOSE HOUSE?!?! #DalisHouse

Thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday, I appreciate you all, Go @Rams!

@LuthorCorpNews @JustthefactsJJ @SeriWTR_ J JONAH NO!!!

@SeriWTR_ @JustthefactsJJ We’re good friends with Jonah

Matt Murdock is WHO????????

@addictcoaching @3YearLetterman @nypost Coach got another one..

@3YearLetterman @nypost Tool. You win dumbest lame post of the day.

Ex-JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana pretended his dad was dead to get bereavement leave - but he's alive and spoke to The Post this weekend trib.al/mUjuzOo

@MerrianneDo Hell yeah, do your big brothers a favor and take down the Seahags! We’ll appreciate it. #RamsHouse

What matchup are YOU most excited for this season?! 🔥🏈 🙋🏻‍♀️ I’ll go first... 🌧️ Seattle. 🌊 Loud crowd. 👑 Reigning champs. 🌩️ Meet perennial underdogs. ⚡️ And FUTURE champs. 😤 Seahawks vs Chargers is going to be electric! 12th Man shaking Lumen Field… Bolts step in and make a STATEMENT. Lightning Strikes! Boom 💥 Our time is coming!!! 💪⚡️ #Believe Now it’s YOUR turn 👇 Drop your must-watch matchup!!! #BoltUp #NFL #Chargers #Seahawks

@VinnyBonsignore I find Petros entertaining as well, but it’s because he IS a walking, talking bit.

And I love Petros. He knows that. But not everything in life is a bit.

@EnoughHeard @3YearLetterman @LibertyCappy Coach got another one! 🤣

@3YearLetterman @LibertyCappy This is a wonderful demonstration of the IQ of the typical anti-Russian propaganda Koolaid drinker 😂

@LordGrimdark Dan, Carmen’s long lost brother! Where in the world are Carmen and Dan Diego!?

San Diego that is. Goddamn I’m tired.

Note of thanks from a Dan Diego kindergarten class.

@carter2985 @EricDickerson I HAD THAT! ...and my mom went and sold it in a garage sale while I was overseas in the Air Force.

Classic RC here. @EricDickerson

@FBGreatMoments Elroy Hirsch

Name a player whose running style was instantly recognizable.

Reality TV production continues to plummet in L.A. latimes.com/entertainment-…