a family guy

“man shouldn't be able to see his own face. there's nothing more sinister. nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it and of not being able to stare into his own eyes. only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. and the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. he had to bend over, stoop down, & to commit the ignominy of beholding himself. the inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.”

got called autistic in a league game and wanted to flip the fuckin table. how are such meanies allowed to exist irl

why don’t you take a long suck off a short penis

playing yorick and launching 4 aether wisps at enemy top laners face

women. living with one makes you understand why murder suicides happen

BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera.

OnlyFans is primarily a way for money laundering-as-a-service racket to clean dirty narco-cash to finance intelligence operations for a specific country. None of the influencers are making anywhere near the money claimed because they're a front. They're recruiting more users so it makes it easier to "conceal" the transactions. Pull the teller.io and plaid.com user data on US men. What's missing?

You havent watched any of the 37 reels I sent you in the past 24 hours. Fuck you. I hope you die faggot

i cant prove it, but the neighbor who keeps on letting his dog shit on my lawn without picking it up is an Israeli Pedophile dangerously close to building a nuclear weapon in his garage

For drug nerds nobody has a different metabolism or mind or anything, if their favourite drug doesn't vibe with you it's because you're a bad person and probably also an Israeli Paedophile

@afraidofwomen51 my nigga 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

@AyDolfDeedler I also play vayne top dab me up peter

Snowball your lead, how about you snowball your JOB APPLICATION

easiest way to get skinny is to buy a bunch of plain black t shirts from like old navy and not eat until you look good in one. you will be a muscle less, twig like husk but "snatched" as they say.

I met Charlie Kirk, she's black

Maturing is realizing that everyone wants you dead even your friends and family even god and jesus in the flesh

@whitewyyne lock in your fav hypercarry/melee assassin and have fun. pick any bruiser, any, and go be a mini hitler past level 3 up until enemy adc has finally wavecleared an LDR into inventory. find drew levin and waterboard him until he reveals the hidden soraka lillia bot hoofjob combo

jesus fucking christ league is so boring. you either hard carry and its just miserable having to win for 4 other ppl who just dont want to win or you just insta lose. how is this game supposed to be enjoyable or any what redeeming. idk i seriously quit its so horrendous