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@iam_eson Abeg shey that Honda na touring?

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Pick a lucky number from 1 – 40. 10 numbers hide a surprise of laptop 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 Hey @grok, Please pick 10 random people from comments in 48 hours Make sure you are following me so I can DM you

@zee_zhu_ Twitter fell off man. Someone should have posted the name and movie download link by now

Mabel wasn't playing about getting him there. She's a badass driver 🔥

@Morris_Monye Please im out here looking for an investor in my humble sef. My ROI would surprise you

Investing in people still remains the best investment Yes some will betray you but overall, it’s the best investment. Infact I will be specific. Invest in men.

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

“Hi, can you donate sperm? Directly to the patient.

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My boss thinks I'm stupid. He sent me to buy 2kg of sugar yesterday but I found only 1kg at the shop so I didn't buy. When I came back he was pissed off saying I should have used my brain and buy two 1kgs to make 2kg of sugar. I kept quiet, today he sent me to buy size 40 of shoes and there was no size 40 but only size 20. So this time I used my brain and bought 2 pairs of size 20 shoes to make size 40. 🙄

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Looks like God gave Naij politicians problems they have to battle with too via their kids Everybody get E own for body.

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@kalculus_comedy @Theoladeledada We wey normal for this country no reach 5 again 🤣💔 wife is this bro

@Theoladeledada Type anything It will say "password is incorrect" Now type incorrect, it will open If it does not, give the phone to anybody named patience because patience is key

If someone dies and nobody knows there password, how do they unblock there phone?

@ComfortLolaa Dear Hr. Fvck you Signed

As a 9-5 worker, someone just gifted you 100 million. Drop a one sentence resignation for HR

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@0Xhuntterr @Bigolarewaju @OlusholaRangoo @DonSelfWealth He tell you say he hit??????

If I fvck this one once, I go just cut my unwashed preeq go laminate am 😭

@CFC_OBED 101

You cannot write a random number and expect people to understand

Good morning sir @TunjiDisu1, It was reported that you ordered the DPO of Satellite Town, Lagos, to bring the officers involved in that disgraceful viral video to Abuja on Wednesday, 8th April 2026, for disciplinary action. Let’s be very clear Nigerians are tired of hearing about “disciplinary actions” that nobody ever sees. For years, it has been the same empty routine: noise in the media, then silence, and suddenly the same officers are back on the streets harassing citizens like nothing happened. This time, it must be different.@PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU We demand that this disciplinary process be televised live on social media. Let Nigerians see real accountability for once not another round of “audio punishment” with no visible consequences. Anything short of transparency will only reinforce the belief that nothing ever truly happens to erring officers. This is not too much to ask. Nigerians are watching. Have a good Easter, but more importantly, take action that proves your leadership is not business as usual. RT.🔁❤️

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Good morning to you sir IGP @TunjiDisu1 It was reported that you have ordered Dpo Satellite town in Lagos to bring the policemen involved in the recent viral video to Abuja on Wednesday 8th April, 2026 for disciplinary action. We want to humbly request you televise the disciplinary action live on social media. over the years we only hear “audio disciplinary action” no proper disciplinary action in the real time when clip like this goes viral, because before you know it the same officers are back on the road doing their unlawful and criminal jobs. So pls televise your own disciplinary action on these particular police officers that was caught in that viral clip, let Nigerians know your own is not “audio” I don’t think this is too much to ask, Have a nice Easter celebration as we Nigerians expect your action regarding this request. RT plss.

@Toluzene @OkoroaforDani10 Haffa bro. Im sure you had a safe journey and you got to your destination safe. Abeg the lookout you said youll be on. I need to know. This comment section wan spoil my brain 🧠 He has to be a girl dad or just a gentle man right? Right? 🥺

@OkoroaforDani10 I'll be on the lookout

I'm traveling interstate and our driver is probably a family man in his 50's and you can just tell that he's a girl dad. We're two occupying the front seats, myself and a lady and so far, he's done everything possible to ensure this lady is comfortable. First he gave her a pillow for her chair, then he stopped the bus just for only her to get malt, I had a little bag I put right underneath my legs, he moved it to the back so it doesn't obstruct her legroom then I placed my laptop on the dashboard and he moved it right to his front because she wanted to keep her nylon of snacks. This man hasn't asked me of my well-being since we started this trip sha. I'm not pained oo, but I'm just taking in the experience first hand on how to be a proper yoruba gentleman.

@IbBeatrice Omo thank God for my mom. Ill bet my life that she wont ever try this.

Since I started watching Nollywood, na today I see where man dey stand for his wife... Brotherhood are proud of you 🙏