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The early bird catches the worm. Ni kama leo mimi ndio nmeshika hizo worms😂😂😂rudini mlale🥴🥴 Good morning Nairobi 🫣🫣 🇰🇪 🇰🇪

🦅 @CPFC have confirmed the appointment of Pierre Sage as their new manager on a three-year contract

Hii mechi hadi before ianze nishapredict

Ukibahatika upate kazi Bamburi Cement PLC, my friend tafuta lawyer aanze kunegotiate plots za kununua Karen.

🚨🔴⚫️ BREAKING: Rúben Amorim to AC Milan as new head coach, HERE WE GO! 🇵🇹 Verbal agreement done on deal valid until June 2028 plus option until June 2029. Amorim has accepted all conditions and will sign this week as new Milan manager. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

Serikali imefika mwisho wa mawazo olkalou. Next phase will be arrests and use of excessive force. Wanjiku Muhia anafanya serikali ilie kama panya meshikwa na mtego.

Balcony ya Ombachi hukua greatness tupu

Your wife sahii anatamani Monday ifike haraka apatane na office husband amshike haga kwa lonely corridor ya accounts dept. ju umekataa kutoka kwa nyumba na short yako ya gor mahia,,,,she settled for you ju miaka ilikuwa imesonga

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Nature is unforgiving!

The Fourth President is firmly in control. He has practically rearranged the entire game board. Sifuna is OUT OF the ticket. The ticket is now Kalonzo and Ruaraka Land Thief. Sifuna, will be offered Foreign Affairs. He is happy. Meanwhile, Jofri made a quick attempt to court Natembeya, but the Trans Nzoia governor politely declined. Natembeya is focused on defending his seat and positioning himself strategically for the 2032 succession politics. The chessboard remains active, and the dice continue to roll. Within the SKM centre, there is considerable scepticism about the Ruaraka land thief as the running mate. Their view is that he muddies what is otherwise a Mr. Clean ticket while adding little political value to the equation. The only problem is that coalition is looking for a godfather, and with the Fourth President appearing to be their most realistic source of sponsorship, dissent will remain muted. For now, sina mengi ya kusema.

For the first time in Kenya's history,the government wants to choose the opposition's presidential candidate 😂😂😂

Thika nimetiiiii ...!

It so nice hustling for yourself. No matter the type of job you do, that feeling of having your own money is very nice.

📸 - WESLEY SNEIJDER AND EDWIN VAN DER SAR ARE HERE!

Kevin always delivers the flair 🇧🇷 ⚪️ @FulhamFC

Mr president amewasili thika🔥 looku ni motoo😮‍💨 #LindaMwananchiThika #SisiNdioSifuna

Whenever I see a Porsche cayenne..it reminds me of fucking the beast by the name..Khalif kairo...man made me admire that drive car maangai..💯💯

Mtoto wa Elon Musk Lil X atawachiwa mali worth trillions of dollars alafu kuna Bookten aliwachiwa tools za Kutahiri na kamote. Earth is hard

African countries hate watching South Africa is not about banter. It’s personal.