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Ben Ayles
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When your mate Manuel asks what drink you want for the 3rd time.
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£22.50 to be surrounded by turtle necks and financed tits, I'd rather watch my dad fist my mum twitter.com/sophie_fleetha…
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Listen up you fat cunt I'd put them lot back in that cave if it meant we could go into World Cup final twitter.com/piersmorgan/st…
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England's footballers are not 'heroes'. They've restored some pride to the team & unified the country with their conduct on & off the pitch. But there was nothing 'heroic' about last night's defeat. The cave divers who risked their lives to rescue those Thai kids are heroes.
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David Silva played a pivotal part in the greatest PL team of all time knowing his new born son might pass at any time. Mo Salah hurt his shoulder, won nothing, and is all of a sudden the bravest footballer on the planet. Aight.
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Apparently I'm the oldest tennis player with a #1️⃣ ranking. Somebody might have mentioned that to me already but I had a hard time hearing 👴🏻
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@tiff_jackson18 Sorry, not grandma, grandpa. And the lady. Actually, just find a grandma and smack her about too
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@tiff_jackson18 Should’ve just smacked the man and the grandma in the jaw. Fuck it, and the child
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When Caitlyn Jenner laugh to hard
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Her: I want you to kill my ex but make it seem like an accident
Me: say no more
[Later]
Detective: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet
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Robert Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes. twitter.com/Fact/status/93…
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Lady Gaga wrote Born This Way in 10 minutes.
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