Ayo

Dezny back again with another banger skit 😂😂

Unpopular opinion: Nigerian 'respect culture' is often just a tool used to silence logic. Seniority does not grant you an immunity to being wrong—or being foolish.

Penalties landing for us like daily allowance… refs not even hiding it anymore Red card came out so fast you’d think he’s been waiting all week to cook them If you still believe in “fair football,” today is not your day, log out respectfully. Vinícius Júnior about to terrorize that backline like unpaid rent is due Defenders turning into traffic cones, keeper practicing yoga inside the net Every bounce? ours. Every call? ours. Their tears? also ours Opp fans typing “robbery” with shaking hands while we’re counting vibes and goals Let them cry, scream, write essays… nobody’s listening 😭 I don’t just want a win, I want them questioning their life choices after 90 minutes

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

The ability to have thoughts and not act on them is what separates man from beast.

Twitter people are always looking to humble you. Apart from Davido, the people that donated N500k upward, I have a relationship with them. Somebody dropped N4m. 2 people dropped N3m, someone dropped N2m. Some dropped N1m. Some dropped N500k. They donated because of me. I had to keep the identity of big donors hidden because they didn't want billing. These things are done on trust. This happens with every donation because they trust me. There are some I have to inform when I'm raising fund because they are happy to donate when I call for donation. None of these people have called me a thief because they saw how the money was spent and how I always handle public money. Regardless of the amount donated, all donations are important because they are sacrificial. The people running their mouths are always people that didn't drop shit. People would see someone outrightly call somebody a thief and claim they are demanding accountability. Then start crying you blocked them. They can accept to be called thieves because they don't have integrity. I never thief person money before, so I'll not accept that label from anybody. I wan thief money and I dey update you about money donated in private? I go donate about N500k, come still steal from inside? They think everyone is like them that can stoop low to steal from the vulnerable. I'll not be humble. No be me dem raise money for, and I no chop anybody money. Their papa!

If your pastors didn’t protest during Jonathan’s regime, I would agree that Christians choose peace. But they did come out. So Nigerian pastors can choose resistance if they want to. The reason they don’t now is because they’re in bed with the oppressors.

nobody coming to save you also implies no one is coming to stop you

no one knows i died that night because i got up the next morning, took a shower, got dressed, and went on with my life

Some people have zero desire to be seen. They just want a blessed and quiet life.

hate to say it but mirrors by justin timberlake might be one of the greatest songs of all time

APC MUST GO!

he was such a menace 😭

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

When you finally realised you could have been dead and forgotten if not for the mercy and grace of God through Christ Jesus.

Yes. Nigerians are fools.

Plzzz if you're seeing this help me retweet.

How tf we supposed to know they’re temporary???

I’m in love with this sentence: “The degree to which a person can grow is directly proportional to the amount of truth he can accept about himself without running away.”