Softboy

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

when you're in the middle of a good moment and realize that soon it will be a memory

me watching that one guy in class using my lost pen

Unfortunately, I'm not the type to go crazy and crash out anymore, i'll just look at you in disgust and move on with my life.

People with ADHD often stick to the same foods because it removes decision fatigue, feels predictable, and gives a quick dopamine hit without overthinking every meal.

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don't know

Why is everyone so pressed that I said Bipolar is considered neurodivergent?

(I am a customer in the video game section of a toy store. Another customer comes in and approaches an employee.) Customer: "Do you have the dance dance game?" Employee: "We might. For which system?" Customer: "Dancing?" Employee: "No. We need to know, because they only work on the system they were meant for." Customer: "It's for the television." Employee: "Yes, but-" Customer: "You put the thing on the floor and jump around like this!" (The customer starts jumping around. It is actually a fairly good representation of playing 'Dance Dance Revolution'.)

WHAT FEMALE ACTUALLY GOT THEIR FATHER LAST NAME🤔 I'll Fuckin Wait 😂😂

dear @Apple when i turn my brightness down please leave it alone 😭

I am simultaneously the family's black sheep and gold star and that's exactly why I’m the way I am

If a dude call you ugly, He jus mad. If a female call you ugly, 😑she just hatin' BUT IF A CHILD CALL YOU UGLY.... THEN MF YOU UGLY 😂

There’s probably a tree somewhere in the world that started growing the exact day you were born and has been living life at the same pace as you.

Pressing play and full screen on 123movies requires help from God.

Stake just released ZOO a new original game 😱 Train will be live later today on Kick after an AMAZING session last night being up MILLIONS

Sorry i ghosted you i was depressed. Now I'm horny wyd?

You'd be surprised who be on Twitter doing PORN😭

Gossiping with your mom while she's cooking is a different kind of feeling>>>>

me when i was 7 and put my moms headbands on my eyes and pretended to be cyclops from x-men

nggas be like "ivory coast" because they can't spell kodovua