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we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirts if you want, and the universe let you. Not even a pop up like “are you sure you want to do this?”

Scientists confirm that the perimenopausal estrogen drop intensifies ADHD symptoms because estrogen modulates dopamine pathways. The crash women describe at 50 is a measurable neurochemical event. Not a phase. Not stress. A wiring shift.

Wake up wake up wake up!! Where them tiddies @!??!

I stay indoors way too much for someone this fine.

Im a girl, of course i love Pinterest😍

Post & delete is one thing, but do you ever be typing a tweet and mid sentence just be like nah i need to shut TF up 😂😂

it’s over 💔

having parents that still look out for you even as a grown adult is such a blessing

Me: on the Tokyo subway during rush hour. Friend: Whatever happens, stay calm. Me: Why are you saying that like we're entering combat. train arrives. doors open. people enter with terrifying efficiency. I'm pressed against the door like a fridge magnet. Me: I can’t feel my left arm. Friend somehow texting comfortably: "You'll adapt." next stop. MORE people enter. Me: THERE'S NO SPACE. salaryman beside me: "There is always space." then everybody collectively inhales and somehow four more humans fit inside. Me whispering: "This feels illegal." suddenly my stomach growls loudly. entire section hears it. tiny old woman beside me opens her bag and hands me a mint without speaking. Me: Thank you? she nods once like an ancient subway spirit. train stops. everybody exits silently and peacefully like nothing traumatic happened. What’s the most uncomfortable public situation you’ve ever survived?

Ngl neurodivergent people cringe at the thought of small talk.

you ghosted me for 18 hrs now i can't wait to ghost you for 3 mins.

watching TikToks out loud in public with no earphones

when you're in the middle of a good moment and realize that soon it will be a memory

me watching that one guy in class using my lost pen

Unfortunately, I'm not the type to go crazy and crash out anymore, i'll just look at you in disgust and move on with my life.

People with ADHD often stick to the same foods because it removes decision fatigue, feels predictable, and gives a quick dopamine hit without overthinking every meal.

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don't know

Why is everyone so pressed that I said Bipolar is considered neurodivergent?

(I am a customer in the video game section of a toy store. Another customer comes in and approaches an employee.) Customer: "Do you have the dance dance game?" Employee: "We might. For which system?" Customer: "Dancing?" Employee: "No. We need to know, because they only work on the system they were meant for." Customer: "It's for the television." Employee: "Yes, but-" Customer: "You put the thing on the floor and jump around like this!" (The customer starts jumping around. It is actually a fairly good representation of playing 'Dance Dance Revolution'.)

WHAT FEMALE ACTUALLY GOT THEIR FATHER LAST NAME🤔 I'll Fuckin Wait 😂😂