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“POV: Your bet lost everywhere else but Stake still sent you money 😭🤲”

@BigMoyorshola Hi

Oh my old mutuals, what a beautiful moment right now ❤️❤️❤️

Me: (On phone) Hi, I'd like to cancel my gym membership. Gym: Can I ask why you're canceling? Me: I'm moving to another state. Gym: Which state? Me: Oregon. Gym: We have three locations in Oregon! Me: Oh... um... I'm actually moving to a remote area. Gym: Where in Oregon? Me: Very remote. No gyms nearby. Gym: I can look it up for you. What city? Me: (Pause) I haven't been going. Gym: Sorry? Me: I haven't gone in eight months. I just want to cancel. Gym: Oh! We have an option for that. Me: You do? Gym: Yeah, it's way easier than moving to Oregon

Hazard caught on Stake during the World Cup ad shoot 🤐💸

It went from “this is AI” to “is this AI” REAL quick.

Drop your best nature shot. Let’s see the beauty you’ve captured.🫴🏿🍂

does anyone else ever get the random urge to get your life together in the middle of the night

how my coworker ended her email to me 😭😭😭

Is it disrespectful for women who are on their periods to eat infant of others during ramadan??

I should have known I was autistic when I took a three month nap after leaving every job and only worried about money when I literally had no more food

One of YE most iconic stage entrance 🔥

airpods fall so dramatic like why would you slide to the other side of the room

be careful who you put first, you probably last to them.

If you see me staring at nothing… don’t worry. I’m just replaying that embarrassing moment from 2017

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when i'm already having a bad day and my WIFI’s talking about some connected without internet

Friend soulmates are a thing. Not every life-changing love story is romantic.

Apart from X, what’s the most-used app on your phone No judging. Drop the app that’s secretly eating all your screen time.

The urge to get my whole Ear pierced🥺😫

Nah.... Apple is a pussy. They only take my money when I'm asleep.

Cashier: Find everything okay? Customer: Actually, where's your milk? Cashier: Back left corner. Customer: I was just there. Cashier: It's in the refrigerated section. Customer: (Long pause) Your milk is cold? Cashier: Yes...? Customer: All of it? Cashier: Ma'am, it's milk. Customer: Wow. At my old store they kept some out for people who live close by. Cashier: That's... that's not safe. Customer: Well I've never gotten sick! Cashier: How far away did you live? Customer: Four minutes. So I never needed cold milk.