Uncle Ayodele

24/04/2026. Remarkable date I'll live to remember and will birth many other greater testimonies in Jesus' name. I'm grateful, Lord.

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions. Listen: 1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold. 2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid. 3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri. 4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset. 5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking. 6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy. 7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet. 8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion. 9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy. 10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections. Oh... and this one is very important: Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET! Pass it on if you care.

Your name is mentioned in rooms your feet haven't entered yet. God is going to do something amazing in your life. Keep moving forward.

@KLeeeyah Marry your childhood friend

I need all career + business women to assemble and flex what your craft has done for you before we lose all the young girls to the ‘soft life+no career+find a provider’ mentality😭

CHAMPIONS 🏆 It's not just a league title. It's history. 💙❤️

Another beautiful verse….. “I will not leave you until I finished giving you everything I have promised you”

@FCBarcelona @danielchizzy_ Congratulations

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@edward_wonder Can we first talk about reckless driving before we talk about the incompetence of the government?

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Dear @channelstv @ARISEtv @tvcnewsng @NTANewsNow, please when next you go for a media briefing with FCT Minister @GovWike, kindly ask him about the following: 1. Cows taking over roads, now including highways, in Abuja 2. Waste collection and mountains of refuse in various parts of town 3. Swarms of young children, who should be in school, begging at traffic lights and junctions under the supervision of adults sitting under nearby trees. 4. The pandemic of driving “one-way” against traffic. 5. Aggressive street traders, especially the ones selling windscreen wiper blades, who insist on putting their hands on your windscreen. 6. All commercial vehicles, including Keke, that believe that traffic lights don’t apply to them. Others may have other things to add but it would be good to get answers to these first. Thank you.

Stop reckless driving and save your loved ones and the people nearby.

@Ehin0when @edward_wonder Your papa. Werey

@AyodeleToyota @edward_wonder You're a big fool

This experience was disappointing and honestly worrying. Emergency response is not something any city should take lightly. In critical moments, every second matters. A functional and reliable emergency system saves lives, reduces traffic chaos, and gives people confidence that help will come when needed. Lagos is growing fast, and our emergency response system must grow with it. We need faster response times, better coordination, more equipment, and more accountability. We can do better. And we should. #accident #lagosnigeria #emergencies

Seere, Erele, Erena, Igbe, Ebibi, okudu, Agemo, Ogun, Owewe, Owara, Belu, Ope

You think you can plan way ahead, then suddenly something happens and you realize that God Almighty is the best of planners.

Please note that any POLITICAL PARTY you belong to by 11:59pm tonight, that is where you will remain till the end of 2027 General Election. Good Morning to All Progressives Only ❤️

@AbujaPresident @MrTomide Anything can wait.

Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of calling back when you are done instead. Airtime is far cheaper than brain surgery.

Guys, always stand up to shake hands. If the other person is older than you, it shows respect. If they are younger than you, it shows humility. Either way, you win. People who sit to shake hands are bad-mannered. When you shake hands, do not just offer a limp hand... even to an elder! Make sure that your handshake is firm. It shows confidence and fitness. Then make sure that you look into the person’s eyes. It shows interest, attention and confidence. Don’t look away furtively like a liar and a thief! Remember, as a man, there should be nothing limp or flaccid about you. You should always be polite and gracious, quietly confident (not arrogant, that is for inferior men) and erect. Always erect! I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

Having a taste for something is subjective.