Azelle MMA

Who you got - Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg? @elonmusk #MarkZuckerberg #ufc #mma #ElonMusk

@Travis_in_Flint “My Hairy Legs”

@Travis_in_Flint “You know, the thing”

@proudelephant Not possible. He has a poison pill named Kamala.

Joe Biden’s Presidency has been a COMPLETE FAILURE and he should resign in disgrace immediately. Who agrees?

How did Dom maintain his composure when Keith Peterson called the fight too early?

@TateTheTalisman Hi, Do I look fat in this?

What am I thinking? Wrong answers only. Best answer wins 250 dollars.

Instead of the BMF belt. UFC should just issue belts for : 1st runner up, 2nd runner up, Mr/Ms Congeniality..

@NoPlugMedia Obviously the chubby dude started it. He's the one with a camera man following him.

Starting a fight on an Elevator that you can't finish is crazy...

@LucaFury Simp-ism has no limits.

Mark Zuckerberg’s favorite fighter is Mackenzie Dern. Last summer: Zuckerberg starts MMA training. Fall: Zuck gets Apex arena all to himself to see Dern headline. Winter: Dern gets separated. Spring: Zuck has first BJJ competition. This Summer: Dern divorced. Coincidence?

@hrkbenowen True. She clutched the manufactured-evidence between her cold, bony, demented fingers.

NEVER FORGET: Nancy Pelosi Swore She Had "Cold Hard Evidence" of Collusion Between Russia and the Trump Family thegatewaypundit.com/2023/05/never-…

@aaronbronsteter Utah? Why that's no BMF state!!??

Dana White announces that the UFC will be returning to Utah for UFC 291 on July 29. Dustin Poirier vs. Justin Gaethje for the vacant BMF title headlines the card.

@Sascha_pm Did Artem show up in the credits?

The McGregor Forever docuseries on Netflix is borderline obnoxious with how obvious of a puff piece it is

@MMARoasted PVZ-jitsu training... Any openings?

PVZ is either doing a lesbian porno or her Jiu Jitsu really hasn’t developed at all.

@GuntherEagleman Yes, that and returned to his basement.

Should Joe Biden be impeached...?

@francis_ngannou Sadly, nobody will want to pay you what you are worth.

Appreciate all of your support during this time. Full reaction to my UFC departure is live on my YouTube channel youtu.be/qmqzaK51NGQ

@Benaskren Start your own show.. Power Hug.

I just don’t see the attraction to Power Slap. Feels like you have to be sadistic to like it.

@DovySimuMMA That’s the same, on a per pound basis, as Brock lesner.

demetrious johnson got paid $14k for his first title fight vs dominick cruz. bruh ☠️

@MMAUNCENSORED1 Money Shot Mendes

Who has the best nickname in MMA?