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The patient is going into vfib? 🧐
I think you mean... THE VTAC JUST KICKED IN YO 🤓☝️🖕
Nurse, give me 50ccs of nitromethane 🚗💥💨
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🇨🇿 Azide15N
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🇨🇿 Azide15N
@Azide15N
23 yo | professional 🏳️🌈 from 🇨🇿 | just a silly fella single and looking pfp by: @munbliz
Czech Republic Katılım Aralık 2025
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@ZenProtogen but alert them by having big ahh ears lol
peak though
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There is an epidemic of gym guys who are shaving their chests, they must be cured
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Apparentely there are people opposite of me who hate the feeling of a seatbelt around them
Counter point: it hurts less to put your seatbelt on than to be pulverized in a relatively minor crash
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Bro why are seatbelts so ass I want it to hold me in place so hard i can barelly breathe let alone move but instead it feels like i dont have one on from how lightly its resting on me
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@Liyofloof Yeah was the most painful minor injury of my life
Felt like i was gonna pass out
Didnt help it being start of 12 hour shift lol
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Tfw you fuck your nail up and it bleeds
But this is the smallest bandage you have
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@thisisarkantos I know you probably mean like making out but i imagine you kissing your mom and just letting out a moan lmao
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@FireFoxRaidenCZ yeah i do too, honestly i wouldnt mind being shorter, can be a bit annoying at times plus not really much into topping so yeah
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@Azide15N wet dick 🥴
sorry to hear about the back tho, i lift lot of heavy stuff at work so i feel you
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@Xraccbrisket @FireFoxRaidenCZ i feel like id enjoy cave diving but im tall, fat and pregnant which is like everything you cant be
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@FireFoxRaidenCZ yeah back issues, joint issues and brain damage from concussions really gets my dick wet
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@FireFoxRaidenCZ Look bruh idk how wide your doors are, im tall and sometimes i gotta dip to fit under doors
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@jxcbigguy @yl_vtr Idk my knees have been destroyed by being fat, so much that i feel like i auto hate it
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idc what any twink tells me this is so hot
wolfie 🐾@dumbahhdoggy
patterned boxers r basically grossboy lingerie
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@jxcbigguy @sharpie_knife @FynnTheDummy Nothing says normal like fruity seizures amirite
(Just a joke)
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